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1、618 The One Where Ross Dates A StudentScene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie
2、of the paleontology department!Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?Rachel: Who wrote it?Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.Joey: Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?Ross: Yeah.Joey: Oh, cause you can just match
3、the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, theres your admirer. (Ross is stunned.)Chandler: A hot girls at stake and all of the sudden hes Rain Man.Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?Ross: Its a girl! Anyway, it wouit wouldnt matter
4、. Okay? Because Im a teacher and shes a student.Chandler: Oh, is that against the rules?Ross: No, but it is frowned upon.Chandler: I see.Ross: Besides, theres a big age difference.Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when youre 90Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a
5、 big difference.Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters.Joey:
6、Hey Chandler! Yknow that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?Chandler: Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.Phoebe: Whats a Movement class?Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.Joey: Oh well listen, anyway shes directing the new Al Pacin
7、o movie. You gotta get me an audition!Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.Joey: No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!Chandler: You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundredJoey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subjec
8、t? Why? Will you make the call or what?Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.Joey: All right! Thanks! Youre the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?Chandler: Yeah so, Tuesday?Jo
9、ey: (angrily) Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!Chandler: (sarcastically) Thank you.Joey: Okay.Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im go
10、nna check my messages.Chandler: You just thought of that in there?Monica: Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.(Rachel dials her number.)Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!Monica:
11、 Youre on the phone!Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!Monica: Come on! (The girls
12、all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)Chandler: What are you smiling about? What is so funny?Joey: The part I want to audition for is a fireman, this is so meant to be!Scene: N.Y.U. Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board.Burt: (another professor) Wow
13、! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)Elizabeth: Professor Geller?Ross: (startled) Yeah?Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.Ross: Oh thank you. Thanks very much.
14、(Leans up against the board and on a thumbtack.) Ow! (He pulls away.)Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluationRoss: That was you?Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometim
15、e?Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.Ross: What time?Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.Ross: Gotcha. (Starts to leave.)Elizabeth: Im kiddin
16、g!Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.Phoebe: Coming through! (Has to dodge a fireman) Oh! Coming through! (Sees a cute one.) Oh! Hello! Hi! (Smiles then realizes) No! Right! Coming through!
