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1、506 The One With The YetiScene: Chandler and Joeys, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! None of that, not while youre living under my roof!Monica: What?!Joey: Look, just because I know about you two, doesnt mean I like looking at it.Chandler:
2、Arent you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?Joey: Well, Im sorry if Im not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And Im also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I dont know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend ther
3、es nothing to know about.Chandler and Monica: Okay.Monica: Sorry.Chandler: Sorry.(They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.)Joey: (from the bedroom) I can hear that!Monica: (To Chandler) Rachels at work.(They both go to her apartment.)(Pause.)Joey: I
4、can still hear you!Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.Phoebe: Hey!Joey: Hey!Chandler: Hello!Monica: Hey, whats that?Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A
5、year ago I didnt even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knifes existence.)Phoebe: Eeeee-(She opens the box and removes its contents and sees that it
6、s a fur coat.)-ohh! God! (She throws it at Joey.)Joey: Argh-argh! (Catches the coat.) Ooh, soft. Is this mink?Phoebe: Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesnt she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!Chandler: Yeah, just some 9-year-o
7、ld Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour. (Phoebe stares at him wide-eyed. Chandler sees her reaction.) That didnt happen, I made that up!Ross: (entering) Hey!Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You cant put up flyers in here.Ross: How come? Everybody else does.Gunther: You cant.Mo
8、nica: What is that?Ross: Oh, umm, Im just getting rid of a couple of things.Monica: (looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but its good itsEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff thats just ours, together. Yknow brand new.Monica: So basically, this is a g
9、etting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.Gunther: Ill take it all.Joey: Hey, Ross, youre okay with that?Ross: Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, Im sure everything will be fine.Chandler: Okay, but dont you think this is a litt
10、le extreme?Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?Phoebe: Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvies husband said someone elses name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.(Ross suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.)Joey: (after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Em
11、ily, thinks Rosss furniture has got Rachel coodies?Monica: Now calm down Joey.Joey: No! Everythings gettin all messed up, yknow? Emily wont let Ross see Rachel, were not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!Phoebe: Oh, I hate this. Everythings changing.Chandler: Yeah I know, were los
12、ing Ross, Joey said henceMonica: Look, Im not happy about this either, but yknow if-if Ross says hes happy then were just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?Joey: No! But yknow, Im an actor, Ill act cool.Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica
13、and Rachels building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.Rachel: Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please? Monica: Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.Rachel: I want th
14、e little round waffles.Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)Rachel:
15、 Okay, yknow what? Ill-Ill have toast!(She starts to run out but is stopped by a figure looming out of the darkness carrying a pick axe.)Rachel: Arghhhh!(They both start screaming at the top of their lungs.)Monica: Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!(Rachel grabs the bug bomb, activates it, throws it at the figure, and they both run out through the fog.)Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there.Phoebe: I dont know what Im gonna do about this coat.Joey: Ill take it!Phoebe: That might work! (She gives him the coat.)Joey: Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah! (He drapes it around his shoulders.) Enh
