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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑20个英语笑话爆笑超短 有关英语笑话故事带翻译 英语笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。本文是有关英语笑话故事带翻译，盼望对大家有关心! 有关英语笑话故事带翻译：I Wasnt Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him a
2、nd said: Wake up, sir! I wasnt asleep, the man answered. Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员留意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担忧这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：先生，醒醒! 我没有睡着。那个男人回答。 没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀? 我知道，我只是不情愿看到在拥挤的车
3、上有女士站在我身边而已。 有关英语笑话故事带翻译：DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tims mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happ
4、ened? Did your father help you? No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself, said Tim. 你爸爸帮你了吗? 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发觉他全做对了。老师很兴奋，同时也非常惊异。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗? 不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。 有关英语笑话故事带翻译：Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful p
5、aintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 父亲在哪儿? 兄弟俩在看一些美丽的
6、油画。 看，哥哥说，这些画多美丽呀! 是啊，弟弟说道，可是在全部这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢? 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。 有关英语笑话故事带翻译：The poor husband You cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可怜的丈夫 你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，一个男人对他的伴侣诉苦说，她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。 看了有关英语笑话故事带翻译的人还看了： 1.英语笑话故事大全带翻译 2.英语幽默笑话故事带翻译 3.关于爆笑英语笑话大全带翻译 4.短篇英语笑话故事带翻译 5.关于英文笑话故事第 1 页 共 1 页
