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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑小学四年级讲笑话故事 小学四年级英语笑话精选 民间英语笑话是一种颇受人们宠爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富，大多数都来自现实生活中。我共享学校四班级英语笑话，盼望可以关心大家! 学校四班级英语笑话：Fred Is Gone学校四班级英语笑话：Reward Results A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has a higher place. He says to Saint Peter, I dont get it. I devoted m
2、y whole life to my congregation. Saint Peter says, We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon? 学校四班级英语笑话：Farther And Farther A man who was unemployed for several months gets a job with Public Works. He was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The
3、supervisor told him he is on probation and that he must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The man agreed to the conditions and starts the next day. The supervisor checked and found that the man completed 4 miles on his first day. Great, he thought, this man will
4、 really work out. The next day he learned that the man only accomplished 2 miles but the supervisor thought, Well he is still at the average and I dont want him to get discouraged. The third day however the man only did one mile and the boss thought, I need to talk to him. The boss pulled the new em
5、ployee in and says, Son, you were doing great. The first day you did 4 miles, the second day 2 miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure, anything keeping you from meeting the 2 mile minimum? The man replied Well, each day I keep getting farthe
6、r and farther from the bucket. 学校四班级英语笑话：Prison Or Work When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isnt so bad. IN PRISON.You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.You get three meals a day. AT
7、 WORK.You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON.You get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK.You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. IN PRISON.A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK.You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
8、 doors yourself. IN PRISON.You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.You get your own toilet. AT WORK.You have to share. IN PRISON.They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK.You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISO
9、N.All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK.You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON.You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. AT WORK.You spend most of your
10、 time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON.There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK.They are called supervisors. IN PRISON.You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. AT WORK.You get fired if you get caught. NOW GET BACK TO WORK! 看了学校四班级英语笑话的人还看了： 1.学校四班级英语笑话大全 2.关于四班级英语笑话大全 3.简洁的四班级英语笑话 4.四班级幽默英语笑话阅读 5.学校生幽默英语笑话大全第 1 页 共 1 页
