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1、一切都好Okay-dokay.每次看这部电影 我都很困惑This movie baffles me every time we watch it.什么意思What do you mean?指南说得一清二楚The instructions are very clear:午夜后别喂魔怪dont feed the gremlins after midnight.别弄湿魔怪dont get the gremlins wet.这能有多难How hard is that?伙计们好啊Hi,guys.好啊 亲爱的Hi,honey.好Hey.都已经是亲爱的啦Ooh,were honey now,are we?对
2、 自从他们发展至肉体关系Yes. Since their relationship become carnal,佩妮就升级了对他的爱称Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment,跟她称为甜心的人区分Thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie,通常为了略微消减隐含的讽刺之意Usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.别这么无聊 甜心Youre boring people,sweetie.但有时她就是赤裸裸的讽
3、刺Although,sometimes,she omits the veil entirely.你们在干什么So,what are you guys doing?庆祝哥伦布发现美洲纪念日Celebrating Columbus day.我们在看七宝奇谋小魔怪少年福尔摩斯Were watching goonies,gremlins and young sherlock holmes.都是克里斯哥伦布的作品Theyre all written by Chris Columbus.好啊Okay.那你们感恩节看什么What do you watch on thanksgiving?游行The para
4、de.这倒是提醒了我Oh,you know,that reminds me-我通常回内布拉斯加过感恩节I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving,但今年取消了But this year theyre calling it off,因为我哥哥被人告了On account of my brothers trial.为什么Whats he on trial for?只是个误会Oh,just a big misunderstanding.你应该会喜欢我哥哥You know,youd actually like my brother.他也算是个化学家He
5、s kind of a chemist.既然我今年在这里过感恩节Anyway,I was thinking Id have thanksgiving here,你们都要来And you are all invited.我会去的Oh. Ill be there.你是用蔓越橘果冻Will you be serving cranberry jelly还是蔓越橘酱招待客人Or cranberry sauce?估计两个都有I guess I could serve both.估计 貌似你对这方面不在行You guess? You dont seem to have much of a handle on
6、 this.佩妮 我很想参加 但每年Yeah,I really wish I could,Penny,but every year,我妈都请所有亲戚过来My mother has all the relatives over and cooks up做传说中的鸡胸鱼Her famous tur-briska-fil.鸡脯鱼?Tur-briska-fil?火鸡包胸脯肉杂 胸脯肉里包鱼丸Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.没听起来那么好吃Its not as good as it sounds.拉杰 你呢Raj,what
7、about you?他通常都去我家过节 对吧Oh,he usually comes to my house. Right,pal?好啦 今年不逼你All right,this year,you dont have to吃鸡脯鱼啦Eat the tur-briska-fil.我根本不嚼I dont even chew it.直接当药丸吞I swallow it like pills.拉杰怎么了So,whats going on with Raj?好消息是Well,the good news is,我对我妈的鸡脯鱼没意见He has no problem with my mothers tur-b
8、rka-fil.真不敢相信 继续说Hard to believe,but go on.坏消息是 他要被驱逐出境了The bad news is,he says hegetting deported.他要被驱逐出境What do you mean,是什么意思Hes getting deported?意思是美国政府I believe it means that the U.S. Government要驱赶他离开本国Is going to expel him from the country.他要么回印度老家He could then either return to his native indi
9、a,要么移居接受他的国家Emigrate to another country thats willing to accept him,或者去公海当个无国籍海盗Or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate.要是我 我就选海盗Personally,Id choose pirate.佩妮 你能不能先出去Penny,would you mind stepping outside我们才能和他谈谈So we can speak to him?好吧Fine.但他也该改改不敢跟女生说话的毛病了But the man really needs to work on
10、 his girl issues.这也是考虑做海盗的理由Another reason to consider life of piracy.即使是今天 海盗仍是男性职业Even today,I unrstand thats an all-male profession.好了 她走了Okay,shes go.对不起 我失态了Sorry. I lost my cool.怎么回事So,whats going on?事情是这样的Okay,heres the deal:六个月前 我的实验Six months ago,my research testing测试海王星物体的成分The predicted c
11、omposition of trans-neptunian objects宣告失败Ran into a dead end.所以?So?我的签证只有在大学任聘才有用So,my visas only good as long as i employ to the university.如果他们发现我的实验一无所获And when they find out that Ive got squat,他们就会裁掉我Theyre going to cut me off.而且 我说的一无所获是一丁点都没有By the way,when I say squat,I mean diddly-squat.我倒是希
12、望有那么一丁点收获I wish I had squat.等等 那你过去6个月都在做什么So,wait,what have you been doing for the past six months?收收邮件啦You know,checking e-mail,更新FACEBOOK页面啦Updating my facebook status,搞搞维基词条啦Messing up wikipedia entries.你们知道吗Hey,do you know netflixNETFLIX现在允许客户端下载电影了Lets you stream movies on your computer now?这么
13、说你一直都拿大学的薪水And youve continued to take the universitys money蒙混过日子Under false pretenses?你这个天体物理学家也太没职业道德了Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.不过倒是很适合海盗Although practically mandatory for a pirate.我不想回印度I dont want to go back to india.印度又热又吵 人又多Its hot and loud,and theres so many people.你们不知道 到处都是人Yo
14、u have no idea- theyre everywhere.伙计们 动动脑子Okay,guys,think.怎么才能让拉杰留下来How do we keep Raj in the country?另找一份工作不就行了Why doesnt he just get another job?你问我有什么用What are you asking me for?我哪知道你能不能说话I dont know if you can talk now or not.牛肉Oh,beef.我会很想念你的Im going to miss you so much.知道吗 孟买的麦当劳Do you know,at the mumbai Mcdonalds,没有巨无霸You cant get a big mac?只有鸡肉大君麦香堡All you can get is a chicken maharaja mac.而特制酱料And the special sauce-咖喱 相信我 在印度Curry- which,in india,believe you me,咖喱一点也不特别Is really not that special.别担心 能找到工作的Dont worry,youll find another job.我先练习一下
