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1、311 The One Where Chandler Cant Remember Which SisterScene: Monica and Rachels, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick.Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?Monica: Um-mm.Joey: All rig
2、ht, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.(Monica is sarcastically amazed.) Ross: Real magic does exist.Rachel: Wow.Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you
3、 do it?Joey: I cant tell you that, no.(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.) Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.Rachel: Noo, thats our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him
4、 to step lightly, please?Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.Phoebe: Ooh, that is silly. (gets up) Ill go up there, Ill tell him to keep it down.Monica: All right, be my guest.Rachel: Good luck.(Phoebe exits) Joe
5、y: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again)
6、 I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion) All: Oh, I got it.(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.) Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything u
7、p here that you do, and I am sick and tired. (I tired but the rest is unintelligible) .Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.Phoebe: (muffled) Oh, thank you.Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, continued from earlier.Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet lo
8、ng with a little nouse at the end?Monica: Honey, whats the matter?Chandler: I just saw Janice. All: Oh.Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that
9、 girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story yknow.Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorro
10、w, youll feel better then.Chandler: Oh, yknow what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.Monica: Its Joeys birthday.Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.(We hear Phoebes muffled voice through the ceiling.) Monica: Sush! I cannot believe she is s
11、till up there.(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.) Chandler: Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Yknow, its supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.Scene: Fortunata Fashions, Rachels new job.Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?Rachel: (jumping up from readin
12、g her magazine) Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.Rachel: I know!Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?Rachel: Op.Mr. Kaplan: Eh.Rachel: Oh, you got me.Mr. Kaplan: Well
13、, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?Rachel: Oh, that sounds great.Mr. Kaplan: Come on over here, sweetheart. (they walk over to a storage closet) Rachel: Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so m
14、uch.Mr. Kaplan: (opening the closet door revealing that its full of tangled up hangers.) I need these hangers separated ASAP. (she is stunned) Youre welcome.Scene: The Moondance Diner, Rachel is talking to Monica about her job.Rachel: Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.Monica
15、: I know honey, Im sorry.Rachel: Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because its remotely related to the field theyre interested in.Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt. I dont mind paying my dues, yknow, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.) Rachel: (to
