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1、英语幽默小故事：认错 Its Good to Admit a FaultJohn is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. “John!” Teacher says angrily.“What? Whats wrong?” John is awaken.“Why do you make a face? Its classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.“No one is laughing.” Teacher say
2、s.“No, its not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.英语幽默小故事：女士优先Lady First A teacher asked her class: Is the sentence The ox and the cow are in the fields correct? Most of the ch
3、ildren said: Yes, it is all right! And only one little boy said: No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first.女士优先一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。” 只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。” / 英语幽默小故事：画蛇添足 Adding Feet to a SnakeOne day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot
4、of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, Ive finished. Im No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At th
5、e time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isnt a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”画蛇添足一天， 狮子先生举行一场聚会，许多动物都来了，他们喝很多酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢？它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来
6、。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”英语幽默小故事：我不想走路回家 I Dont Want to Walk HomeTom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven oclock.But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Toms wife, “The old man couldnt find his way i
7、n the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you cant find the way, whats the matter?”The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldnt find my way? I didnt want to walk home.”我不想走回家汤姆是一位老人，他
8、喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子：“这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。”警察走后：“汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了？”这位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了？我是不想走路回家。”英语幽默小故事：十块糖 Ten CandiesMother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”“Ten.” Jim says.“T
9、hen,” Mother asks.“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isnt it right?”十块糖妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”“10块。”吉姆说。“10块？”妈妈问。“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”英语幽默小故事：明天早上数 Count Tomorrow MorningIts a right. John is looking at
10、the sky.Tom is Johns younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”John says, “Im counting stars.”Tom laughs and says, “Its really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”明天早上数这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？”约翰说：“我在数星星。”汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？”英语幽默小故事：迟到的原因The Reason of Bein
11、g Lateeacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, School - Go Slow.迟到的原因老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着学校缓行。看故事学英语：笨鸟先飞The early bird catches the wormA bird hatches six baby birds.The Sixth is very weak and small;
12、his sisters and brothers usually bully him.The other birds usually rob food from his mouth, and the Sixth has to suffer from hunger.树上一只鸟妈妈孵出了六只鸟宝宝，小六又瘦又小，哥哥姐姐们都欺负它；经常从它嘴里抢虫子，小六只得饿着肚子。Sisters and Brothers call him “clumsy bird.”哥哥姐姐们都叫他“小笨鸟”。He determines to exercise more to be healthier, in order t
13、o not be laughed by his sisters and brothers. 于是他决心锻炼好身体，让哥哥姐姐们不再嘲笑自己。The Sixth has a strong will and gets up very early every day.He always finishes exercising and eating worms by the time his sisters and brothers wake up.他志气非常大，每天都起得很早，等哥哥姐姐们醒来，他已经跑完步，吃了虫子了。When the winter is coming and the bird f
14、lock prepare to fly to the south, the “clumsy bird” is the first one to start flying.冬天到了，鸟群要南飞了；小笨鸟是鸟群中第一个飞往南方的。 【文化链接】“笨鸟先飞”比喻了那些“本身资质可能稍逊于他人，但是靠加倍的努力赶上甚至是超过了别人”的人，英语中有一个意义相近的短语叫做“The early bird catches the worm.”,意思就是“早起的鸟儿有虫吃”，但是它并不强调这早起的鸟就是“笨鸟”，更多的强调了“勤能补拙”的意思。所以，如果有一天你很早起床去学校，朋友很惊讶，问你：“Why are
15、 you so early？”那你就可以回答：“To catch worm.”（也就是自己把自己比喻成了“early bird”）看故事学英语：滴水穿石persistence/Constant dripping of water wears away the stone. One day, Zhang Guaiya (the county magistrate) was patrolling the government buildings.一天，宋朝县令张乖崖在衙门周围巡行。He saw a minor official come out from the money vault hurriedly.看到一个小吏慌慌张张地从钱库中走出来。Zhang Guaiya stopped him and asked, Why are you in such a hurry?张乖崖把他喊住问：“你这么慌慌张张干什么?”No reason. the officer answered.“没什么。”那小吏回答说。Zhang Guaiya recalled the things stolen from the money va
