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1、搞笑简单的英语小笑话 笑话就是指民间流传的喜剧性短篇小说。任何一个国家全部有笑话文化的存在。XX整理了，欢迎阅读!篇一Doctors OrdersBrown: Im sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?Jack: Yes. Im having three baths a day.Brown: What for? Jack: Dont know, doctors orders. He gave me some medicine and told me tofollow the directions on the bottle,
2、 which read: One tablespoonful to be taken three times aday in water.紧遵医嘱布朗：看到你身体这么不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗?杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。布朗：为何? 杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的叮嘱。她给了我部分药并告诉我要根据药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。”注：正确的意思是：“和着水服一汤匙，一天三次。”篇二A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broked
3、own. He didnt have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raisesomeone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked onthe radio and said, Mayday, mayday. A Coast Guard officer came on and said, State yourlocation. I-75, two miles s
4、outh of Standish. After a very long pause, the officer asked, Howfast were you going when you reached shore?在休伦湖钓完鱼后，我的一个好友开车拖着她的船回家。路上车坏了。她没带手机，不过，她想，可能她能够经过海事无线广播来请求公路援助。于是，她爬到她的船里面，开启了无线装置，喊道，“求救，求救”。一名海岸护卫队警官作出了回应，“汇报你的位置”。“I-75号公路，Standish的南面两英里”。缄默了好一会以后，警官问我的好友，“你的船靠岸时开得有多快?”篇三Bob was having
5、trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribedsome extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He tookhis time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didnt have a bit of troublegetting up this morning.Thats fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday?安眠药鲍勃晚上失眠。她去看医生，医生给她开了部分强力安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。她到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦全部没有。”“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”
