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1、有关保险的正能量笑话 正能量的英语笑话精选 笑话则映射出不一样的社会生活,是各民族智慧的集中表现,反应了本民族的生活观和价值观。XX整理了正能量的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!正能量的英语笑话篇一A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to theofficer, Is there a problem, Officer?No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award
2、you a $5,000Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think youre going to do with the money?He thought for a minute and said, Well, I guess Ill go get that drivers license.The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, Oh, dont pay attention to him hes a smartass when hes drunk
3、 and stoned.The guy from the back seat said, I told you guys we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, Are we over theborder yet?一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙摇开窗户问警察：“怎么了，警官?”“没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很快乐你取得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么?”她想了一会说“
4、哦，我以为，我应该去考驾照”。坐在副驾驶位的女士说别在意她说的，她喝醉了酒说胡话呢.“后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的。”此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过了边境了吗?”正能量的英语笑话篇二The cost of marriageA little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?And the father replied, I dont know son, Im still paying.婚姻的成本一个小男孩问她的父亲，“父亲，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”
5、“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回复。正能量的英语笑话篇三Contented Married LifeA man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, My wife makes allthe small decisions, he explained, and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in eachothers business and never get annoyed with each other. We
6、have no complaints and noarguments.That sounds reasonable, answered his friend sympathetically. And what sort of decisionsdoes your wife make?Well, answered the man, she decides what jobs I apply for, what sort of house we live in,what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays, and things like
7、 that.His friend was surprised. Oh? he said. And what do you consider important decisions then?Well, answered the man, I decide who should be Prime Minister, whether we should increaseour help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb, and things like that.令人满意的婚姻生活一个男人告诉她的好友自己婚姻幸福美满的秘密，“小事全部由我妻子决定，”她解释说：“而我只管大事，我们从不相互干涉，从不生对方的气。我们历来没有埋怨、没有争吵。”“听起来很有道理，”她的好友深有同感，“有哪些事情由你妻子作决定呢?”“嗯，”那个人回复说：“她决定我申请什么工作，我们住什么房子，买什么家俱，去哪里度假这些事情。”她的好友很惊奇的问道：“哦?那么你决定哪些主要事情?”“嗯，”她回复：“我决定谁来当首相，我们是否要增加对贫困国家的援助，怎么处理原子弹等等这些问题。”
