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1、小学英语笑话作文小学英语笑话范文【一】A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, Ill leave Oxford this very evening!”A buzzing noise followed. What a man of a
2、ctions!” one said in admiration. How should we support him and learn from him!” said another.Suddenly, a girl asked, What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”He bent and whispered to her, Well,ererMiss Rose, erhe told me to get clean away fromOxford this very evening!”小学英语笑话范文【二】Th
3、e famous Dr. Smith,dean of Medical College,was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.”When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon,he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King”physicianmajesty推荐阅读:英语作文:Travels in the fallMy-day英语作文(中英对照)高中优秀英语作文my father有关中学生的问题初中英语作文8年级英语作文范文小学一年级英语作文:My New Teacher