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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上弃我去者，昨日之日不可留乱我心者，今日之日多烦忧106 The One With the ButtScene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joeys to start.Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, theres Joeys picture! This is so exciting!Chandler: You can always spot someone whos never seen o
2、ne of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom.Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Yknow, its not just Freud, its Freud!(The lights dim.)Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a fe
3、male patient.)Joey: well, Eva, weve done some excellent work here, and I would have to say, your problem is quite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.) All you want is a dingle,What you envys a schwang,A thing through which you can tinkle,Or play with, or simply let hang.Opening CreditsScen
4、e: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.Rachel: God. I feel violated.Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?Chandler: (staring at a woman a
5、cross the room) Ross, ten oclock.Ross: Is it? Feels like two.Chandler: No, ten oclock.Ross: What?Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) Theres a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten oclock!Ross: Oh. Hel-lo!Chandler: Shes amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald me
6、n!Monica: Well, go over to her! Shes not with anyone.Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.Rachel: Oh, cmon. Shes a person, you can do it!Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.Ross: He could never get a woman like that
7、 in a million years.Chandler: Thank you, buddy.Phoebe: Oh, oh, but yknow, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.Monica: You could do that!Chandler: Ythink?All: Yeah!Chandler: Oh God, I cant believe Im even considering this. Im very
8、 very aware of my tongue.Ross: Cmon! Cmon!Chandler: Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.)Aurora: .Yes?Chandler: Hi. um. okay, next word. would be. Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh.(He clears his throat noisily).hi.Aurora: Yes, you said that.Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what
9、 I didnt say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh. would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.) Aurora: Chandler?(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)All: Hey! Youre in a play! I
10、 didnt know you could dance! You had a beard!Joey: Whadja think?(Pause)All: .Hey! Youre in a play! I didnt know you could dance! You had a beard!Joey: Cmon, you guys, it wasnt that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.All: (admitting) Saw your hea
11、d. Saw your head.Chandler: (running back) She said yes! She said yes! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her names Aurora, and shes Italian, and she pronounces my name Chand-lrr. Chand-lrr. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fi
12、shes a card out of his pocket.)Rachel: What is it?Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!Phoebe: Based on this play? .Based on this play!Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.Chandler: Hey, kids. All: Hey.Phoebe: (r
13、eading Monicas palm) No, cause this line is passion, and this is. just a line.Chandler: Well, I cant believe Ive been here almost seven seconds and you havent asked me how my date went.Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, Chand-lrr?Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-Ive never met anyone like h
14、er. Shes had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army.(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.)Aurora: .Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- .Ive been talking about myself all
15、 night long, Im sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn. just for the hell of it.Chandler: We talked til like two. It was this perfect evening. more or less.Aurora: .All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon. Chandler: Oh, Im sorry, so we is?Aurora: We would be me and Rick.Joey: Whos Rick?Chandler: Whos Rick?Aurora: My husband.All: Ooooohhh.Chandler: Oh, so youre divorced?Aurora: No.Chandler: Oh, I
