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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上老友记中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第20集120 The One With the Evil Orthodontist120 The One With the Evil OrthodontistScene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there.Chandler: I cant believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all righ
2、t, hes got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.Ross: I dont know, you dont wanna mess with corn nuts. Theyre craaazy.Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! Theres some creep out there with a telescope!Ross: I cant believe it! Hes looking right at us!Rac
3、hel: Oh, that is so sick.Chandler: I feel violated. And not in a good way.Phoebe: How can people do that?. (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.Chandler: I am telli
4、ng you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didnt have to play any games.Monica: So have you called her yet?Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgust
5、ed noises.) Its the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) Im right, right?Joey and Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.Monica: I cant believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so tes
6、tosteroney!Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. (Calls her, then hurriedly hangs up.) I got her machine.Joey: Her answer machine?Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.Phoebe: So, uh, why didnt you say anything?Chandler: Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I lef
7、t a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase Yes indeedy-o.Monica: Look look! Its Rachel and Barry. No, dont everybody look at once!Ross: Okay, okay, whats going on?Phoebe: Okay, theyre just talking.Ross: Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?Pho
8、ebe: No, no actually, hes smiling. and. Oh my God, dont do that!Ross: What? What? What?!Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, thats how a bill becomes a law.All: Oh!. Right!Chandler: Hey Rach!Monica: Howd it go?Rachel: Ykn
9、ow, it was, uh. it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where yknow you poke it and all the butter squirts out.Phoebe: Not a good day for birds.Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendalls, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottl
10、e of Chanel.Ross: Thats nice. now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?Rachel: Right,. well,. we never actually got to that. Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, yknow? It was comfortable, it was familiar. it was
11、just nice!Ross: Thats, thats nice twice!Monica: Rachel, whats going on? I mean isnt this the same Barry who you left at the altar?Joey: Duh, whereve you been?Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasnt, like, Orthodontist Guy, yknow? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong wi
12、th that?(Ross prompts Chandler by hitting him on the arm.)Chandler: Yes!Rachel: Why?Chandler: I have my reasons.Monica: Okay, how about the fact that hes engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?Rachel: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know its stu
13、pid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!Scene: Barrys Office, the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair.Rachel: Wow. Wow!Barry: Yeah.Rachel: Im not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.Barry: Nooo, it wasnt.Rachel: Ooh, and its so nice havin
14、g this little sink here.Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there except Rachel.Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasnt expecting the machine. Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!Monica: Thats what youve been working on
15、 for the past two hours?!Chandler: Hey, Ive been honing!Ross: What was with the dishes?Chandler: Oh, uh. I want her to think I might be in a restaurant. yknow? I might have some kind of life, like I havent been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! Hes doing it again, the guy with the telescope!Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!Monica: Great, now hes waving back.Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught hi
