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1、相关英语小笑话带翻译大全 英语笑话带翻译 冷笑话是近几年出现的一个新词,也是一个出现在我们身边的不可忽略的新的语言现象。xx精心搜集了相关英语小笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!相关英语小笑话带翻译篇1A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.有一名车祸目击证人正在出庭作证。The lawyer asked him,Did you actually see the accident?律师问她：“你确实看见了这起车祸吗?”The witness:Yes,sir.目击证人说：“是的， 长官.The lawyer :How far away we
2、re you when the accident happened?律师说：“当车祸发生的时候，你在多远的地方?”The witness:Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches.目击证人说：“三十一英尺，六又四分之一 英尺。”The lawyer(thinking hed trap the witness):Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?这名律师说(心想她会让这务目击证人陷，入阴谋的勘计之中)：“那好吧，先生，请你告
3、诉陪审团，你怎么知道确实是那个距离昵?”The witness:Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it.I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that silly question.目击证人说:“因为当车祸发生的时候，就拿出了卷尽测量过宦。我早知道会莉一个令人伤脑筋.律师问。我那个蠢问题 。”相关英语小笑话带翻译篇2接听熨斗A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged
4、 up.有一个人走进她的办公室，她的两个耳朵全部包扎了绷带。The boss says,What happened to your ears?老板说：“你的耳朵怎么啦?”He says,Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.她说：“昨天电话响的时候，我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。The boss says,Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?老板说：“ 嗯，
5、好吧，那解释了一个耳朵，可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”He says,Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!她说：“嗯，哎呀!我得打电给医生嘛!”相关英语小笑话带翻译篇3糟糕的上班日A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.有一名男子加入一家大型跨国。企业接收训练。On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,在她上班的第一天，她拨电话到餐饮室，而且，对着电话大声喊!Get me a cof
6、fee quickly!“ 快点给我送杯咖啡过来!”The voice from the other side responded,电话另外-端的声音却响应说:You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?“你这个笨蛋，你拨错分机了!蠢蛋，你知道你在跟谁说话吗?”这名受训的人回复说。No,replied the trainee.“不知道。”“你这个笨蛋，我是企业的总经理。”The man shouted back immediately,这名男子马上大声吼回去：And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?“你这个笨蛋，你知道你在跟谁说话吗?总经理回复：No,replied the General Manager.“不知道。”这名受训 的人周答说：Good !,replied the trainee and then put down the phone!“很好!”，然后就把电话给挂了。看了“相关英语小笑话带翻译”的人还看了：1.英语小笑话带翻译爆笑长一点大全2.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则3.英语小笑话大全爆笑带翻译4.英语笑话小说大全带翻译5.有关英文小笑话带翻译大全
