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1、美国24个有趣地名的经典笑话在美国有一些地名取得相当的经典，人们总是拿这些名字开玩笑。以下的几段就是无聊的有心人士拿这些地名造的句。还附赠了美国地名经典笑话。戳中你的笑点了没？24 of the Funniest Town Names in AmericaI was holed up in Boring, Oregon, wondering whether I should try someplace different. So I hopped in my car and drove to Why, Arizona, to figure things out. After a few day
2、s I found my answer in Whynot, Mississippi: I needed a town with some life to it. I made a beeline for Disco, Tennessee, where I danced so much, I wore out my shoes. The next day, I headed to Loafers Glory, North Carolina, for a new pair.Afterward I looked sharp enough to take a break in Handsome Ed
3、dy, New York. Eddy wasnt around, but I knew where to find himin Loveladies, New Jersey, where it seemed that all the women were trying to get to Husband, Pennsylvania.It was a tough town. One gal told me my romancing needed work and sent me to Sweet Lips, Tennessee. Heartbroken, I put the car on cru
4、ise control and drove to Lonelyville, New York, for a stiff drink. I made a pit stop in The Bottle, Alabama, and finally hit rock bottom in Condemned Bar, California. Not surprisingly, I woke up the next morning in Cranky Corner, Louisiana. I knew that if I continued like this, Id be headed straight
5、 to Hell, Michigan.Pulling myself together, I grabbed breakfast in Oatmeal, Texas, lunch in Sandwich, Massachusetts, and dessert in Pie Town, New Mexico. I shouldve stopped eating after Greasy, Oklahoma, because I was feeling pretty sick by the time I left Lick Skillet, Tennessee.In Brilliant, Ohio,
6、 it finally dawned on meI had to cease my wandering ways. I parked in Do Stop, Kentucky, took out the map, and chose my new home. I didnt need Wealthy, Texas, or Fame, West Virginia. I found everything I needed in Happyland, Oklahoma.美国地名笑话：第十名：Smile， KY(微笑，美国肯塔基州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Smile旅行者：(傻笑/猥琐地
7、笑)能告诉我这里是哪儿么？第九名：Okay， OK(好的，美国塔尔撒市西南部)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Okay(旅行者含情脉脉地看着路人甲，等待他的回复。很长时间后)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Okay(旅行者再次的等待)(重复N次相同对话后，旅行者和路人甲一起抓狂)第八名：Uncertain， TX(不确定，美国德克萨斯州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Uncertain旅行者：哇，原来你也迷路鸟第七名：Goodnight， TX(晚安，美国德克萨斯州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Goodnight旅行者：哈？现在是早上11点也第六名：Stop，GA
8、(停下，美国乔治亚州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Stop！旅行者：呃我不是已经停着么第五名：Nameless， TN(无名，美国田纳西州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Nameless旅行者：无名？原来素这样啊，难怪我在地图上找不到这个地方第四名：Panic， PA(惊慌，美国宾夕法尼亚州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：惊慌旅行者：囧，我知道我迷路了，现在已经很惊慌了。就告诉我这里是哪儿好么？第三名：Halfway， Yorkshire (半路，英国约克郡)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Halfway旅行者：去哪儿的半路上？路人甲：不是啦，你就在HalfWay。(No， youre all the way to Halfway。)旅行者：我晕鸟第二名：Yell，TN(大喊，美国田纳西州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Yell旅行者：(难道这个人耳背？使足吃奶的劲对着路人甲的耳朵)能告诉我这里是哪儿么？(路人甲耳膜穿孔)第一名：Why，AZ(为什么，美国亚利桑那州)旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？路人甲：Why旅行者：呃因为我迷路了。我在哪儿？路人甲：Why
