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1、718 The One With Joeys AwardScene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agentPhoebe: Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.Joey: Okay. I got nominated for my pa
2、rt on Days of Our Lives!Monica: Joey!Phoebe: Good for you!Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!Joey: No-no.Monica: Oh Soap Opera Digest award!Joey: No! Im up for a Soapie!Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?Joey: No, no, no! Its real! And it has been
3、since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!Joey: Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who Im taking to the awards. (Points to Rachel.)Rachel: Oh, stop that!
4、Dont kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there?Joey: Many are scheduled to appear.Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!Rachel: No! You are getting married! This is all I have.Opening CreditsScene: N.Y.U, Ross is giving a lecture.Ro
5、ss: and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand its collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten its predator. (A student raises his hand.) Yes Mr. Lewis? Lewis: What kinda noise?Ross: Just a high pitched intimidating noise.Lewis: But like how?Ross: Well w
6、e-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment? Morse: Y
7、es sir.Ross: Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, Im afraid I-I had to fail you.Morse: (shocked) Why?!Ross: Well you need 60% to passMorse: Whatd I get?Ross: Seven.Morse: Thats not so good.Ross: No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some sl
8、ack. Im sort of in love.Ross: Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.Morse: Im in love with you.Ross: Well that brings me in the loop a little.Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre t
9、eaching and your face gets all seriousyou look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweaterRoss: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these
10、chairs.Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out.Phoebe: Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!Monica: Really? (Looks.) My God, hes really cute.Phoebe: Go for it.Monica: Phoebe, Im engaged!Phoebe: Im just sayin
11、g, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and cant perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.The Cute Guy: (To Monica) Hi!Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to
12、her ring.)The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)The Cute Guy: (To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you.Phoebe: I did, but that was really fun.Scene: Joey and Rachels, Joey is
13、sitting in the chair.Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner isJoey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But um
14、m, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, RachelRachel: Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!Joey: Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.Rachel:
15、 What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.Joey: Really?Rachel: Yeah.Joey: What award are you practicing for?Rachel: Grammy, Best New Artist.Joey: Oh, hey listen! The Soapies called today and I also get to present an award.Rachel: Ohh thats great!Joey: Yeah!Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?Rachel: Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I
