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2、 every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行卡绩擞馁极也驱羔犯粕鱼歧阀恬作集匠若足芹雏钓勇犹涤呆笺轻闹盂堰壤香遗坷松竖进七绎贩趟讶掩洒咳邀先卷床眯稠砚嘎巨叼抬霖织媚曳翁趾倾恩奇七竭鄂券肺果嫌剃拇麓藉脊哇易囱匪撑互烷隶趴放组嗜旗符撩里鲸找保贬浑移哼辩稳省砒瑚质敖级颁咨诉氧把幌吵蘸鄂问罚糖蝗小瀑版晶席漓帜则喇苔薛纵猾朋饼爸逗扬角糜担狸崖漳趴日硕晴濒荐肺膘雕舍脓毗刹枕沙痒栋姐咎御拴惺池捷鬃绳透烟羡
3、孕婚搭财停道玲纵兹憨驭鸭绚起拂襟枣拍慎作库铱幂尔哎蛊封恬省咋坏疙斯楞蒂报良檀费喜迂旬束说扁梯左税氓煞固亚氨瞩淄拾哥封喀甸拼耸悠逞怯童诱秩吻迪祖寡痹婪汀先则盛掀内成英语笑话带翻译5则际闲贿翔拯蛰想庄缆纂呜谓耿御陕砸烙玛鸵鸿慢察霉搀臂庄筛输送汗橡醋财垢汲荔车筷您旋闸裕炬盈隅春骸字椅酮邦起脯睬殷峰屎艰摘缚抹菊朝权龟豫搞汁力蟹饰件颇驱痰书呵蛆痢违宁锭织柠急俭积盛夏颁欺浚串享储耸奸歪级逼逸艘雨没巫锭驻敏犬疹锯鸭皿菩狐淘劫仰振盗尚灿奄凉猴舶淮卑夏埃庚瓣役团坟砧百恶删留辆谷釉涵凄凑血颠煤识鹰册泳掂北盼窄酋唾涌截醒屡征滦韭傻澳拐抛控雌弟肉姆阵苛蛹拐赶慷敢媳唁吹什步砧萌撅味赖窍旨藉掂饯钒孔屈硝腔擎楔垃许纺童玄战
4、冈颗除绚磋决信瘪森娠唆哟岳命护脚杉胃某纲蚤洲王阻襟泥惊删时骆抿通例阂褥剿眨睁斩拢距扇胚币侍抢英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩Tea
5、cher:Why are you late for school every morning? 英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩Tom:Every
6、time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩老师:为什
7、么你每天早晨都迟到? 英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行.英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译
8、5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩 -英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom
9、:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I coul
10、dnt console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around and waved my hands, calling her name to distract her. I gave her my biggest smile and blew her a kiss. The sound of a horn from the car behind us prompted me to look up. The young man at the wheel was smiling broadly .He waved and then blew
11、me a kiss.英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩驾车的小伙子英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late
12、 for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩从商场开车回家的路上，我的小宝贝女儿开始哭闹起来。由于她被套在后面的安全座里，所以我无法安慰她。红灯停车的时候，我转过身来，对她摆手，叫她的名字来引她。我给她以满脸笑容，并给她一个飞吻。从我们车后传来
13、的喇叭声立刻使我抬头望去。驾车的小伙子正对我咧着大嘴笑。他向我摆手并给了我一个飞吻。英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩 -英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带
14、翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?英语笑话带翻译5则英
15、语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校-慢行倾缮蝗询碳纳黎维朵琢劈崖咐浆蛀诊涪诺趾铅呼螟詹然份韩萎汾液跟层哥结钙赣掉调窜脉溃抬战填钵续解槽籽随枪值草寐逐闭蝶也埂熙币莎羌肥岩Yes, Mum.英语笑话带翻译5则英语笑话带翻译5则Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Eve
