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1、高中英语满分作文高中英语小笑话篇1 He Was Only Wrong by TwoJack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to findgood players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the college.One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college a
2、nd asked thatthe student be allowed to enter without an examination. “Well,” the dean said after somepersuasion, “I'd better ask him a few questions first.”Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn'tknow any of the answers.At last the dean sai
3、d, “Well, what's five times seven?”The student thought for a long time and then answered, “Thirty-six.”The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach saidearnestly, “Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two.”他的得数只比正确答案多二杰克霍金斯是美国一所学院的橄榄球队教练，他竭力想物色好球员。但是好
4、球员学业不行，院方不愿录取。有一天，教练带着一位优秀的年轻球员去见院长，希望院方同意他免试入学。经过一番劝说后院长说：“那我最好先问问他几个问题。”然后他转向学生，问了几个非常简单的问题。可是那个学生一个也答不上来。最后院长说：“那么，五乘七得多少?”学生想了很久，然后回答说：“三十六。”院长摊开双手失望地看了看教练。可是教练认真地说，“噢，录取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正确答案多二。”高中英语小笑话篇2 New Year Resolution新年决心书为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣，我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我。我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后，一位年轻老师停
5、下来看了几分钟，便抽身走开了。她越过两位老师闯了进来，大发雷霆道：“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来-而我的是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了，看她气势汹汹的样子，我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书，飞快浏览了几叠纸之后，我打开了她的那一份，上面写着：我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。高中英语小笑话篇3 One PointHanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball teampictures from the past 40 years. A player in the cente
6、r of the front row in each picture holds abasketball identifying the year -“62-63”, “63-64”, “64-65”, etc.One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn't itstrange how the teams always lost by one point?”一分之差位于印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这些队都是以一分之差输掉的!"第 页 共 页
