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1、2023年黄西Joe_Wong美国记者年会演讲原文及注释1 My name is Joe Wong.But to most people, I am known as “Who?” which is actually my mothers maiden name, and the answer to my credit card security question. 开场先是自嘲下自己默默无闻不为所知，然后利用中英文谐音，再联系到信用卡密码保护，因为网上注册时选择用于取回密码的验证问题里，最常见的就是妈妈的姓氏是什么。 Joking aside, I want to reaure you th
2、at I am invited here tonight. 因为前一阵子白宫举行一个活动，美国一对夫妻混过白宫层层保安，装作是白宫邀请的贵宾，还跟这些政客合影留念并发到网上，其中就有坐在边上的副总统Joe Biden，被曝光后，在美国引起很大争议，白宫的安保问题被质疑。 I grew up in China.Who didnt? 我在中国长大，谁不是呢？装作无知，认为每个人都是中国人，暗讽了一些美国人的自大，以为世界就是美国。 Most of my childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood.When I was in eleme
3、ntary school, as part of the curriculum, I worked at a rice paddy next to a quarry where they use explosives to break rocks.Thats where I learned that light travels faster than sound, which is almost as slow as a flying rock. 主要是用生动而夸张的语言形容小时候生活环境的恶劣，光速比声速快，后者跟石头飞散的速度差不多，就是远处一道闪光，几秒后隆隆爆炸声伴着小石子飞溅过来。
4、My dad was a grumpy guy.But occasionally he tried to cheer me up with jokes.But he doesnt do it right.When I was 7 he said to me, “Son, why is tofu better than centralized socialist economy?” 5 minutes later, I said, “Why?” He said, “Because I said so!” 形容父亲脾气暴躁，毫无逻辑，颐指气使。5分钟后是笑点，如此荒谬的问题还想了那么久。这两段就是
5、夸张描述下自己的童年，因为跟美国人的经历完全不同，观众会因为新鲜荒谬而发笑。 I came to the United States when I was 24 to study at Rice University in Texas, that wasnt a joke, until now.I was driving this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impoible to peel off.And one of them said, “If you dont speak English, go home!” And
6、I didnt notice it for two years. that wasnt a joke, until now.这句是临场发挥，效果很好。bumper sticker这个牌子的内容和所用的语言本身就是很一个矛盾。 And like many other immigrants, We always wanted my son to become the president of this country.We try to make him bilingual, you know, Chinese at home and English outside in public.Which
7、 is really a tough to do because many times.Sometimes I had to say to him in public, “If you dont speak English, go home?” He said to me, “hi, dad, Why do I have to learn two languages?” I said, “When you become the president of United States, you will have to sign legislative bills in English, and
8、talk to debt collectors in Chinese!” 此处用到了刚才sticker上的话；委婉表达了中国是美国的债权国。 When I graduated from Rice, I decided to stay in the US because in China I cant do the thing I do best here, being ethnic.And in order for me to become a citizen, I had to take those American history leons where they ask question
9、s like: Whos Benjamin Franklin? We were like, “Ahh., the reason our convenient store gets robbed?” Whats the second Amendment? We were like, “Ahh., the reason our convenient store gets robbed?” What is Roe vs Wade? We went, “Ahh, two ways of coming to the United Sates?” 我在中国有件事肯定不如在美国，那就是民族性。用同一个答案回
10、答了两个美国历史问题，非常有笑果，用移民的角度“误解”美国的著名堕胎案判例，是一般美国人无法想象的视角。 Later I read a lot about American history.So much so that I started to feel white guilt. In America, all men are created equal, but after birth, it depends on their parents income for early education and healthcare. 这段看上去很诡异，作为一个黄色人种，怎么会有这种优越感，去产生
11、white guilt，实际上在为后面跟总统比做铺垫。 I read on Mens Health magazine that president Obama every week has two cardio days and 4 weight lifting days.I dont have to exercise because I have health insurance.I live in Maachusetts where we had universal healthcare and then elected Scott Brown.Talk about mixed meage
12、! I think there was a movie about him.Its called “Kill Bill” 这段是一种很微妙的搞笑，如果奥巴马那天不是临时有事，在边上坐着的话会很有意思。kill bill的bill不是指克林顿，应该指法案。Scott Brown是共和党人，刚当选麻省议员，反对全民医保。所以说他kill bill “扼杀了（医保）法案”。 We have Mr.vice president Joe Biden here tonight.I have read your autobiography and today I see you.I think the bo
13、ok is much better.They should have cast Brad Pitt, or Angelina Jolie. 美国政客是要被随时拿来开涮的，其他的comedian讽刺起来比黄西狠得多。 So, I , to be honest to be here tonight.And I have prepared for months.Eh, for tonight show and I showed the White House, my joke about president Obama.And that is way he decided not to come.A
14、nd he decide to talk about immigration reforms.Take that Stephen Colbert.And president Obama has always been accused of being too soft, but he was and conducting two wars, and they still gave him the Nobel Peace Prize, and he accepted it.You cant be bada than that.Well, actually, I am thinking the o
15、nly way you can more bada than that is it you take Nobel Peace Prize money and give it to the military. 讽刺奥巴马的诺贝尔和平奖奥巴马没到，但也没忘调侃一下他，反衬自己写的那几个笑话的威力。提到Stephen Colbert，因为几年前的记者招待会，他当着bush的面羞辱了bush，那次bush脸色很难看，劳拉甚至骂了粗口，但就是当面很尴尬而已，而我把奥巴马吓得都不敢来了，还开始考虑是否该让这些移民来到美国。相当于说：怎么样Stephen Colbert，我比你牛X吧 We have man
16、y distinguished journalists here whom I consider as peers.Because I used to wrote for the campus newspaper.I think Journalism is the last refuge for puns.Only on a newspaper can you say it, “I was born in the year of the horse, thats why Im a neigh-sayer (nay-sayer)” 马叫声英文是neigh，neigh-sayer就是发出马叫声的人，谐音nay-say
