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1、604 The One Where Joey Loses His InsuranceScene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Rosss. Shes standing in the kitchen.Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?Monica: This bottle opener. (She grabs it off of the freezer door.)Rachel: And?Monica: And its a magnet
2、!Rachel: Look at that!Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.Rachel: What?!Ross: (in an Australian accent) You complete me kitchen, matey!Phoebe: Ross, I know what youre thin
3、king.Ross: What?Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.Ross: OhmyGod! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!Phoebe: What?!Ross: Of course
4、! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel? Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel? When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel? You want her!Phoebe: No! (Rosss phone rings.)Ross: (answering it) Uh-oh, saved by the be
5、ll. (On phone) Hello?Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?Rachel: No-no, I bought those.Monica: Ohh! Yeah, I forgot.Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)Monica: (under her breath) That youre a liar. (Hides the candle
6、sticks in a drawer.)Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!Monica: Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?Ross: Well remember that paper I had published last ye
7、ar on sediment flow rate, huh? They loved it. Rachel: Well, who wouldnt?!Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? Professor Geller.Phoebe: Yeah, Profe
8、ssor and Mrs.Rachel: And Mrs.?!Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.Rachel: What?!Phoebe: Just kidding!Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.) Phoebe: (To Ross) Saved your ass.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there a
9、s Phoebe enters dejectedly.Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hi.Monica: Hey!Chandler: Oh, whats the matter?Phoebe: Well, you know that psychic I see?Chandler: Yeah?Phoebe: Well, she told me that Im gonna die this week, so Im kinda bummed about that.Chandler: What?!Phoebe: Yeah, and I know you guys dont know a l
10、ot about psychic readings, but that one is pretty much the worse one you can get.Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!Joey: I cant believe she would say that too you.Rachel: Yeah honey you dont believe her do you?Phoebe: I dontshe said yknow that Id have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
11、Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up
12、 the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)Ross: (entering) Hey everyone!Chandler: Oh hi!Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?(They pause to think about it.)All: Oh thatd be great
13、. Sure!Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinctPhoebe: Oh, this is it. This whats gonna kill me.Ross: (continuing) subcategories.
14、 The first of these subcategories isJoey: (interrupting him) Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?Ross: No! Why?Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for
15、word from the card) There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) intoChandler: Why dont you open with a joke?Ross: Open with a joke? Its a university, not a comedy club!Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not talking about Chuckles University?!Ross: (gets up) Okay!All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!Rachel: Ross, hey you know what might
