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1、幽默英语面试对话是进入职场的第一个环节，主要适用于外企，下面小编就为大 家带来幽默英语面试对话，供大家参考！面试官：L应聘者一：Z应聘者二：T室内L:（上来擦桌子，摆放文件，然后回头）Today is the first dayof Foxc onn Groups job in terview. Im resp on sible for the recruitment 。 Im Li. We recruit all kinds of elite from n ati on wide . Swift horse is very ofte n but bole is hard to find。Im
2、 just the bole . It is well known,Our compa nys ben efits occupy a certain height in the world, Foxconn second, who would dare to say the first?Welcome to the job fair today. Let s start the in terview with some questions. Now please make a simple introduce about yourself.Z:Good morning. It is reall
3、y my honor to have the opport unityfor an in terview. I hope I can make a good&n bsp;performa nee today and I am con fide nt that I can succeed. My name is WangYe. My father is “ Li Gang ” . &n bsp;Li,we have known each other ,right? Last ni ght you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you
4、have lost somethi ng. I believe that this book must bel ong to you. （Z拿出一本书，书中夹着几张100元钱，施接过书，把钱收起来，咳嗽两 声，假装正经继续面试。）I have just graduated from XX University with good aility. And also, I have a powerful family backgro und.I thi nk it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this compa ny. That s
5、all, and I believe it is eno ugh. Thank you.L: I am very optimistic about you.T:I am almost a sain t, I have no shortco min g. It does not matter where I come from or where I will go. Never expcet me to questio n, I am not a good questi on er. you do not need to keep my words in your mind, bec
6、ause what I say is trivial. If beauty is a si n, I have committed heinous crimes; if there is wrong with a type, I have made the same mistake aga in and aga in; if wise must be puni shed, I will be hacked in pieces; if modesty is subjected to be torture, how could I ever escaped in succeed?L: I can
7、felt your modesty .L: What is your ideal? ZZ: Don,t talk about ideal with me ,1m giving up.L: Do you have an ideal?TT: Never try to spy out my thought,it is an extremelydangerous thing. In such a reality world, I am not sure it is right or not to talk about the dreams. But any way, every one should
8、have a dream, in case it comes true, right? I once had many dreams in my life, big or small, but no w, I just want to get the offer of this joy.L: Ideal is very ple ntiful, reality is very skinny. 4 years ofage I dreams of being the kin dergarte n teacher, because the teacher un limited to eat no od
9、les, also can eat while chatt in g. I can only eat a bowl, can not eat too slow, can not speak, nor can spill soup on the table or some one else s pan ts. 10 years old my ambiti on was to be the daughter of an En glish teacher, so she would not call me up and recite every day, nor will pulli ng my e
10、ars &n bsp;I have stuttered back. But the n I saw her daughter who came back from the Un ited States , Her ears is surprisingly large. 14 years old my ideal is to have a high nose, I often do my homework near a lamp, thensquin ted to see my silhouette reflected on the wall ,1m very sad to find
11、 the silhouette of my face looks like a mon keys, no won der no one from small to big said I look goodZ and T: Stop!L: OH. I,m sorry. It is too sad to recall the past. &n bsp;let s back to the topic.乙 Why shoud I choose you from so many can didates ?Z:Just as i said, I have a powerful family backgro
12、 und. My en teri ng your compa ny will bring a lot of ben efit to both the compa ny and me. This is a Win-Win situati on.L:Talk about your un dersta nding of gen der.Z: I understand your company s plan, but sex is not thekey to electpers onn el,it also based on the in dividual level. I haveexcelle n
13、t performa nee in all aspects. Some boys do not better than me.I can play the advantagesof girls.AndI am sobeautifulL: You want to apply for what positi on.Z: Marketi ng.L:Why.Z:I have a huge drinking capacity. I will not drunk evenafter a thousa nd cups of wi ne. This is a greatest adva ntage in ma
14、rket ing.L: T. Tell me What are your greatest stre ngths?T: My biggest adva ntage is that I have no shortco ming,Everybody who knows me all suppose that. And I thi nk I amquite modest, really.L:Why did you come to apply for our compa nyT:Do not ask me so much why, it makes you look like very stupid.
15、 Nevertheless, every one deserves a joy, me too, Since I do not have a joy yet. I have to ear n my live, also, I have no a adopted father to depe nd on like others.L: What do you think of the decisi on still difficult to do?T: If your mother and your girlfrie nd are drow ning at thesame time, which
16、one you will save first. I thi nk this questi on isthe difficult one to an swer. You know there can be too muchtruth in any relatio nships.L: Can you give me an example of team activities to proveyour leadership ?T: Of course. But I n eed a minute to thi nk since that thereis so much to say. And it is a little difficult to me to thi nk of theold thi ng. But as an old say i
