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1、愚人节英语笑话篇一：愚人节英语笑话 愚人节英语笑话 1. why are people tired on april fools day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军) 2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?) 答：when its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 3.when do dogs refuse to follow
2、their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?) 答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ) 4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?) 答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗) 5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?) 答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树) 6.when can you
3、 get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?) 答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时) 7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答：hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。8.whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? 答：smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。 9.what question
4、is that to which you must always answer yes? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”? 答：what does y-e-s spell? (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼? 10.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪? 答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中篇二：十个愚人节经典英文笑话 The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild
5、winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to
6、 know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best. Sid Finch Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch,
7、and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the art of the pitch in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the great poet-saint
8、 Lama Malarias. Mets fans celebrated their teams amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, GeorgePlimpton。 Instant Color TV I
9、n 1962 there was only one TV channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The stations technical expert, Knell Stemson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a ny
10、lon stocking over their TV screen. Stemson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April 1, 1970. The Taco Liberty Bell The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Tac
11、o Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House
12、 press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。 San SherriffThe British newspaper The Guardian published a special seven-page supplement devo
13、ted to San Sherriff, a small republic said to consist of several semi-colon-shaped islands located in the Indian Ocean. A series of articles affectionately described the geography and culture of this obscure nation. Its two main islands were named Upper Cuisse and Lower Cuisse. Its capital was Bodon
14、i, and its leader was General Pica. The Guardians phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. Only a few noticed that everything about the island was named after printers terminology。 Nixon for President 1992: National Public Radios Talk of the Nation progr
15、am announced that Richard Nixon, in a surprise move, was running for President again. His new campaign slogan was, I didnt do anything wrong, and I wont do it again. Accompanying this announcement were audio clips of Nixon delivering his candidacy speech. Listeners responded viscerally to the announ
16、cement, flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. Only during the second half of the show did the host John Huckleberry reveal that the announcement was a practical joke. Nixons voice was impersonated by comedian Rich Little. Alabama Changes the Value of PiThe April 1998 issue of the New Mexicans fo
