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1、人英语短剧剧本搞笑版大话西游hree TimeBetig Monr人物：T唐僧(郭伟） S:孙悟空（邹婷) E：猪八戒和:哪吒（肖细敏) B:白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B：变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头(钟慧)T: mto, do you knwwere wear nw?S: aji， p!E: Could o seak t with a goodtttude？Anywa,I was suprem mrshal！ (一丝得意)S: supreme marshal?(先假装奉承的笑，继而强势的说） It is imossible orer! (八戒不开心不情愿的摸出，递给S）S： ook，
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