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1、203 The One Where Mr. Heckles DiesCHANDLER: Hey.MONICA: So how was Joan?CHANDLER: I broke up with her. CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.CHANDLER: Im tellin you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.MONICA: How many perfectly
2、 fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adams apple. It made me nuts.C
3、HANDLER: You or me?ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women dont have Adams apples.JOEY: You guys are messin with me, right?ALL: Yeah.JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa.PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.CHANDLER: Maureen Rosilla.ROSS: Not hating
4、Yanni is not a real reason.(knock)MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles.MR. HECKLES: Youre doing it again.MONICA: Were not doing anything.MR. HECKLES: Youre stomping. Its disturbing my birds.RACHEL: You dont have birds.MR. HECKLES: I could have birds.MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, well try to keep it down.MR. HECKLE
5、S: Thank you. Im going to rejoin my dinner party.RACHEL: All right, bye-bye.CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasnt about being picky.ROSS: Well give you Janice.PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. Hello, Chandler Bing.RACHEL: Oh, my, god.JOEY: Oh, Chandler, now, now, thats it. T
6、here, faster!MONICA: Stop with the broom, were not making noise.RACHEL: We won. We won!MONICA: Mr. Heckles.RACHEL: How did this happen?MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin. They found a broom in his hand.MONICA: Thats terrible.MR. TREEGER: I know. I was sweepin yesterday. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure,
7、 sweepin. You never know.MR. TREEGER: You never know.PHOEBE: Ok, its very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!CHANDLER: Ok, Phoebe.PHOEBE: Im sorry, but sometimes they need help. Thats fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, therere a lot of things that I don
8、t believe in, but that doesnt mean theyre not true.JOEY: Such as?PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you dont, uh, you dont believe in evolution?PHOEBE: Nah. Not really.ROSS: You dont believe in evolution?PHOEBE: I dont know, its just, you k
9、now.monkeys, Darwin, you know, its a, its a nice story, I just think its a little too easy.ROSS: Too easy? Too.The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms, too easy?PHOEBE: Yeah, I just dont buy it.ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is no
10、t for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.PHOEBE: Ok, dont get me started on gravity.ROSS: You uh, you dont believe in gravity?PHOEBE: Well, its not so much that you know, like I dont believe in it, you know, its just.I dont know, latel
11、y I get the feeling that Im not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.(knock)CHANDLER: Uh-Oh. Its Isaac Newton, and hes pissed.MR. TREEGER: There she is. And over there, thats the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles attorney. Hed like to talk to you.MONICA: What can we do for yo
12、u?MR. BOYLE: All right, kids. Heres the deal. According to my clients will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to the noisy girls in the apartment above mine.MONICA: Well, what about his family?MR. BOYLE: He didnt have any.RACHEL: Ok, so lets talk money.MR. BOYLE: All right, there was non
13、e. Lets talk signing. You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.MONICA: I cant believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isnt it amazing how much you can touch someones life, without even knowing it?.Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final reve
14、nge!RACHEL: Have you ever seen so much crap?CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crapJOEY: Check this out. Can I have this?ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?PHOEBE: Just dont. Look at this funky shirt!ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life
15、. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.PHOEBE: Really? You can actually see it?ROSS: You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.PHOEBE: See, I didnt know that.ROSS: Well, there you go.PHOEBE: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?CHANDLER: Hey, look at this. My Big Book of Grievances.JOEY: Hey, theres me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandle
