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1、1002 The One Where Ross Is FineJoey and Rachels apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.Joey: Okay, Ross, I realise that you didnt expect to walk in and see that, but. Let me explain, okay?Rachel: We werent doing
2、 anything!Joey: Rach, he just saw us.Rachel: Shhh.Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didnt plan it, okay? And the only reason
3、 that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.Rachel: Yeah, you started it! Ive got to chill.Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but.Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so.(Ross looks shocked and sa
4、ys nothing.)Joey: Ross?Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?OPENING CREDITS Joey and Rachels apartment. Continued from earlier.Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.Ross: So you two are.?Joey and Rachel: Yeah.Ross: And have you . ed?Joey: No, no, no!Rachel: No, no, no!Ross: But if I ha
5、dnt walked in here, would you.?Joey: Probably.(Rachel looks at him.)Joey: No, no!Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.Ross: Im not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.Ross: Hey, hey, hey. If you two are
6、 happy, then Im happy for you. (Squeaky.) Im fine!Joey: Really?Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) Im fine! Totally fine. I dont know why its coming out all loud and squeaky, cause really, (deep voice) Im fine. Im not saying I wasnt a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was li
7、ke. (Screams.) But now that Ive had time to absorb it; Lovin this.Joey: Ross.Ross: Its all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?Rachel: Calm ourselves?Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, well do it tomorrow night. Ill cook!Joey: Look, dont you think that will be a
8、 little weird?Ross: Weird? What? Whats weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didnt like Mexican food, because Im making fajitas! (Storms off.)Joey: I do like fajitas. Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.Monica: God, this
9、adoption stuff is so overwhelming. Theres inter-country adoption, dependency adoption. There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives.Chandler: Theres a hair in my coffee.(Phoebe enters.)Phoebe: Hey guys!Monica: Hey.Phoebe: Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., cause hes me
10、eting me here with the triplets.Chandler: You know, its funny. Every time you say triplets, I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.(Monica glares at him.)Monica: Thats sweet. Drink your hair.Phoebe: Hey, whats all this stuff?Monica: Oh, theyre brochures from different adoption agencies
11、.Phoebe: Ooh, babies! Oh, this one is so cute, get this one!Monica: Thats not really how it works.Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?Monica: I dont know!Phoebe: Well, if youre having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. Im sure theyd help you.Monica: Thanks, th
12、at would be great. Hey, honey, wouldnt that be great?(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joeys Porsche. Its the hair in his coffee.)(Frank Jr. and the triplets enter.)Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When were in a public place, th
13、ere are certain rules.(The triplets scream and run amok in the coffeehouse.)Frank Jr.: Thats not what we talked about!Phoebe: Hey!Frank Jr.: Hey.Phoebe: Good to see you.Frank Jr.: Good to see you, too.Monica: Hi Frank.Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin?Monica: Oh, my goodness, theyve all gotten so big!(Lit
14、tle Chandler is pulling Chandlers sweater, while Leslie is throwing bagels at him.)Monica: Which one is which again?Frank Jr.: Oh, thats Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the ladys purse. And thats Chandler climbing on Chandler, and thats Leslie throwing bagels at him.Monica (reads a form in
15、her lap): Willing to adopt triplets? No! The hallway in Rosss building. Joey and Rachel are on their way to Rosss dinner.Joey: Ah, can I just say I know were doing this for Ross, and thats cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what wed be doing on our first date.Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?Joey: Id take you out for a romantic night. Some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home.Rachel: Feel me up?Joey: In a carriage!(Charlie walks up to them.)Joey: Hey, Charlie!Rachel: Hey.Charlie: Hi, hi. So. Dreading
