好运查理 / 查莉成长日记 /Good Luck Charlie 第一季第三集 S01E03 The Curious Case of Mr.DabneyHi, Charlie. it's your big sister Teddy with my video diary. 嘿 Charlie 这是你姐姐 Teddy 在录视频日记So today, I want to talk to you about best friends. 今天 我要和你聊聊关于好朋友的话题You bragging about me again你又在夸耀我了吧Huh. yeah, this is Ivy. she's my BFF.噢 这是 Ivy 她是我的最好的朋友I'm also her hero,我还是她的英雄The wind beneath her wings, the hip in her hop, 她是锅来我是盖 她是风儿我是沙The peanut to her butter.她是绿叶我是花- I am-- - the mouth that wouldn't shut.- 我就是 - 那张说个没完的嘴Let's see how we're looking.瞧瞧我们看上去如何Perfect!很完美- I'd date us. - I'd marry us.- 我都想同咱俩约会 - 我都想同咱俩结婚So what's the big news好吧 有什么重大新闻吗you are not gonna believe what I did for you 你绝对不敢相信我为你做了什么I saw the cutest guy working at the mall food court 我看到了一个超帅的男孩在商场的美食广场工作And pause for dramatic effect为了戏剧效果 我们暂停一下Tomorrow I'm going to talk to him. 明天我要过去跟他搭讪How is this something you're doing for me 这算哪门子你为我做的事Maybe he has a friend. the cute ones always have a friend. 也许他还有朋友啊 可爱的人总会有朋友的I mean, I have you, right就像 我有你 对吧Hi, girls. What you doing嘿 姑娘们 忙什么呢Nothin'.没什么- How's it going, Ivy - Real good.- 最近好吗 Ivy - 很好Ignore her. she'll go away.别理她 她就会走开的You girls are always on those phones. 你们这些孩子总是在玩- Who are you texting now - Nobody.- 你在和谁发短信呢 - 没和谁发I wish I could do that. 真希望我也会发短信Hey, then you and I could text each other. 嘿 那样的话 你和我就能互相发短信了Wouldn't that be fun那样岂不是很好玩Oh my gosh, mom, I'd love that!哦 天呐 妈妈 那样就太棒了Eww!才怪- I don't think I can text from this phone. - oh, well.- 但是我学不会怎么发短信 - 哦 那就没办法啦Sure you can, Miss D. what's your number你肯定能学会的 Duncan 女士 你号多少Five five five, zero one three four.555-0134Not ignoring.别理她啊What is that noise什么声音I just sent you a text.我刚给你发了条短信Just hit that button to read it.按一下这个键就可以看了Well, look at that.哦 快看啊Oh, that's funny, Ivy.哦 果然很好玩 IvyThen your response is "lol."那你就该回复个 "lol" "laugh out loud."就是“放声大笑”No-- no, mom. you don't do it, you type it.不是 不是的 不是让你笑出声来 而是把它打出来Or if you want to get a little saucy, 如果你想更俏皮点的话You can wink. 你可以眨下眼Not there. There. 不是真眨 是打出来Just a semicolon and parentheses. 就是打一个分号和括号Oh, that does look like a wink. 哦 看起来确实像在眨眼睛I can't believe I'm finally a texter. 真不敢相信我也会发短信了Let's see if it works from the kitchen! 来看看我从厨房发短信你们能不能收到- "WHYD" - What have you done- "WHYD" - 看你干的好事Day's all burnt toast生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says就要迟到 爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe 我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite 我闭上双眼 咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud跳上车子 放声大笑There it is up on the roof就在这里 我们的家I've been there, I've survived 我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过So just take my advice 所以请听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy 宝贝 不要放弃 世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright 可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby宝贝 不要放弃There is no maybe不要怀疑Everything turns out all right 一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down 生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around 可是请相信我 坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be 你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby宝贝 不要放弃Yeah!耶Yeah, this is way more fun since you've learned how to clap. 自从你学会鼓掌后 这就比以前好玩多了Don't ignore me!别装作没听见When I tell you to do something, I expect you to do it! 每次我跟你说去做什么事的时候 我希望你真的去做Get off my back, woman!少啰嗦 老女人You want me off your back I can arrange that. 你想我少啰嗦吗 我求之不得呢Charlie, those are our neighbors, the Dabneys.Charlie 他们是我们的邻居 Dabney 一家They've been married a long time. 他们已经结婚很久很久了Hey, PJ,嘿 PJI just kicked the football into the Dabneys' backyard. 我刚把橄榄球踢进 Dabney 家的后院了Will you go get it 你能去把它拿回来嘛No way! they're going at it again.没门 他们又得发飙了- Well, what about the football - Who cares- 那橄榄球怎么办 - 谁在乎啊It's gone. Kiss it goodbye.它已经没了 和它告别吧Well, I'm glad to hear you say that好吧 我很高兴你这么说Because it was your football.因为那是你的橄榄球Ha! I warned you!哈 我早警告过你的That's what you get for being a bad husband! 这就是你当恶丈夫的下场And now you're dead!现在你终于死了Is somebody out here外面有人吗Who's out here谁在外面- Where's the football - Forget the football!- 橄榄球呢 - 别提橄榄球了Mrs Dabney just murdered Mr Dabney!Dabney 太太刚把 Dabney 先生谋杀了What!什么I heard her talking to his corpse. 我听到了她和他的尸体说话It was chilling.吓死我了Just so I'm clear, you didn't get the football 你直说我就能明白 橄榄球你没拿回来 对吗- I'm serious, Gabe. - Come on.- 我是认真的 Gabe - 拜托Mrs Dabney may be a mean, vicious, cruel,Dabney 太太也许是个小气 恶毒 残忍horrible, nasty old witch,可怕 讨厌的老巫婆But she'd never do something like that. 但是她不可能干出这种事的- You don't believe me - No.- 你不相信我吗 - 不信Fine. fine, I'll prove it.好吧 好吧 我会证明给你看的Come here, Gabe.过来 GabeHello喂Is Mr Dabney homeDabney 先生在家吗He... can't come to the phone.他 现在接不了Interesting.奇怪了Who is this你是谁Uh-- I'm some sort of salesman.呃 我算是个推销员吧Gabe, is that youGabe 是你吗Why would you assume my name is gabe 你为什么认为我叫 GabeBecause I have caller ID.因为我有来电显示Oh. then yeah, it's Gabe.哦 是的 我是 GabeHey!嘿。