Friends 老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季222 The One With the Two Parties[Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, in cludi ng big fake breasts.]MONICA:So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rache l's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought rd poach a salm on.ALL: Ohhh.MONICA:What?ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach thi ngs? MONICA:You wanna be in charge of the food committee?ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees? JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun? ROSS:Yeah.PHOEBEYeah, 1 agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only funif you're fancy on the in side and rm just not sure we are.MONICA:Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.[Joey is stari ng at Moni ca's breasts]MONICA:Joey they're not real. I start miles ben eath the surface of these thin gs, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk. CHANDLERWow, it's, it's like porno for clow ns.OPENING TITLES[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica arepla nning Rache's birthday party.]ROSS:I talked to Rache l's sisters, neither of them can come.MONICA:Ok, um so, I still have to invite Dillon and Emmaand ShannonCooper.JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.PHOEBEWhy n ot her?JOEY: Cause she uh, she steals stuff.CHANDLEROr maybe she does n't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and n ever called her back.MONICA:Joey that is horriable.JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I don't knowI guess I just got scared.PHOEBEI'm sorry, I did n't know.JOEY: I did n't thi nk an yo ne'd buy that, ok.[Rachel en ters]ROSS:Hi hon ey, how did it go?RACHELAgh, it was the graduation from hell.222 —个头两个大那么，我来准备蜡烛和我妈妈的花边台布 ，既然是瑞秋的生日，我认为，我们要搞的特别一点，我想煮条鮭鱼怎么？ 问题疋•为什么我们总疋要在你煮东西时 开 party?那你当负责食物的筹委？第一个冋题•为什么我们开party总要筹委？确实•为什么我们不能就弄些比萨和啤酒乐一乐？对，我同意•我认为有趣的party大家都参与才有 趣我不能肯定我们都行好吧•如果你们不希望搞特别 一些， 好•你们别再想开任何party.乔伊，它们不是真的.我塞了些东西在下面，ok,它们是假的.看？ honk honk （大雁叫）.哇，就象色情书刊上的小丑•我问过瑞秋的姐妹 了，她们都不能来.Ok，嗯所以，我只有要请迪龙，艾玛和姗伦•库 珀Woah, woah, woah, uh, 不要姗伦.库珀.为什么不能请她？因为她uh,她偷东西.也许不是她爱偷东西，而是乔伊和她上过床后就 再也没打给她.乔伊，这太过分了•嗨我是喜欢她的，好吧•也许，也许太喜 欢了 •我 不知道我猜我是害怕吧.对不起，我不知道.我想没人会买那个，ok.嗨亲爱的，还好吗？Agh,刚从地狱毕业.你知道吗，我表弟刚得到地狱的橄榄球奖学金. 当然，这是一个很好的开玩笑的场合 .我妹妹从大学毕业了，没有人想到.真应了一句 老话会咬人的狗不叫”.那有什么问题?/我父母的问题.CHANDLER Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship. RACHEL: Ya kno w, I mea n this is supposed to be a joyous occasi on. My sister's graduat ing from college, n obody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica. MONICA:So what happe ned?RACHEL :My pare nts happe ned. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencementaddress. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good n ews is? I get to serve coffee for the n ext 8 hours.PHOEBEOk, so I guess we don't in vite her pare nts.MONICA:Well, how bout just her mom?CHANDLERWhy her mom?MONICA:Cause I already in vited her.PHOEBEOoh, ooh, did you ask Stacy Roth?JOEY: Oh no, can't invite her. She also steals.[Scene: Monica and Rache l's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, andPhoebe are sett ing up for the party.]PHOEBE:Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake? MONICA:Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.CHANDLERExcuse me?MONICA:It's a traditio nal Mexica n custard dessert.JOEY: Oh that's ni ce. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.[knock at the door]MONICA:[answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad.What're you doing here?MR. GREENE:What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday? MONICA:No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and ni pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.MR. GREENE: Ohhh, you're havi ng a parteee.MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel kno ws. Um, this is Phoebe and Chan dler and Joey.MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal?Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it? CHANDLERThis isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?[knock at the door, Monica an swers to see Mrs. Gree ne]MRS. GREENE: Hi Mon ica.[Monica slams the door back shut]MONICA:Chi nese menu guy. Forgot the me nus.CHANDLERSo, basically just a Chinese guy.JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rache l's bed.MR. GREENE: Alright, that sou nds like a two person job. [they walk into Rachel's bedroom]他们要做的就是坐在露天运动场，骄傲地笑，别再谈论离婚.。