精品文档】如有侵权，请联系网站删除，仅供学习与交流英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记.....精品文档...... 搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物 ： 唐僧 八戒 悟空 白骨精原型女 白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男 女儿国国王 hope you guys enjoy it！ 改编作者 杜宛芸 成医学子唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒， Give the map to me!（严肃的问）唐：哼 !（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !八戒才注意，赶忙藏书但为时已晚，唐一把抢过发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？ You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can’t we think about girls? I just don’t understand…唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？ ,This is because…oh 悟空 dance to my song ！ (开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)八戒:ok boss， I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…（四处看看）.where is 沙僧？, 悟空：he is feeding the horse . boss I‘ll find some food and be back soon,唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬 使坏样）：嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing？(不解释….)女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼！ you seldom give me a call。
唐:oh darling….i am sorry. you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart oh damn it ！…they are back! Honey I will call you the next time ok ！（挂断 一下装的很正经）悟空: boss ， who are you calling ?唐:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food?悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas!唐:banana，banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you ？ I am a monk, instead of a monkey! I need rice rice(加重语气)！don’t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok 悟空：摸摸头 ok boss 低头很沮丧 拿着香蕉向八戒走去 唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场白;Hahahaa…I know that any monster who eats master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想 oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿 I am really clever ……动感音乐响 白骨精1上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞完 ！白1:嘿嘿I look great!蹒跚的走过去白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days….can you spare some ? have mercy， may god bless you唐：(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? Don’t see I am starving too .get out of here, if you don’t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼！白1：看看悟空和八戒 oh please don’t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开 躲在一个离唐不远的地方。
悟空：走过来拿着香蕉 boss ，do you need some more bananas？（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）唐：, 悟空 ,you want to see it, dont you？ ,If you want to see it， you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you don’t tell Me that you want to see it ， how can I know that you want to see it？ if you don’t want to see it ，you also have to tell me that you don’t want to see it then I wont let you see (悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地) 唐：悟空！come back！ 哎唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)白1:（远处偷看到画册）oh …. He is interested in girls 嘿嘿 ! 变成了一个女的 音乐很慢幽 白1和白2 双人舞变换说话一定要嗲白2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头边吃边看书：leave me alone. 白2再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone！这时，白2开口说话） 白2:hi…. gentleman!唐:（转头）wow…hi sexy lady!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here ,do you want some food？take some bananes。
i am tang seng, you can call me Tanny白2:oh Tanny…you are so friendly ,thanks for your bananaI just got lost ，and don’t know where to go now！can you help me？ 唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you， you don’t worry！ 八戒：朝唐僧看看：wow ，what a beautiful girl ！手拍拍悟空 look look 悟空:看到后 oh my god ！our boss is in danger now！马上朝白2冲过去悟空：“monster，I will kill you！“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面唐:what are you doing？ monkey， don’t be rude! this beautiful lady is my new friend！悟空:boss, this is a monster， in order to get close to you。
she has changed herself into a charming girl ，she will eat you ！唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip to the west…..（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）唐：I think ， you， little monkey need to be punished悟空：（赶忙说）oh ,no , boss, please 唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologise 说 Money ， you deserve what you will suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语) ( 杰克逊的beat it ，，，，just beat it， beat it ，will you listen to me ？will you listen to me ？will you listen to me？ )悟空抱头大叫：“oh boss enough enoughplease stop stop I will listen to you“ 八戒过来求情 ：“boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样，哦米拖佛 poor money！‘ 唐停止念咒 说：“ok、monkey, remember don’t make such stupid mistakes again，you can go now ‘悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。
唐僧看着八戒：“八戒 you also have to leave here ，your ugly pig face will make my 。