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1、 有关易懂的英文笑话阅读_简单易懂的英语笑话 笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。我共享有关易懂的英文笑话，盼望可以协助大家! 有关易懂的英文笑话：CIA Test After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
2、 and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!. The man said, You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The agent said, Then youre not the right man for this
3、 job. Take your wife and go home. The second man was given the e same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. I tried, but I cant kill my wife. The agent said, You dont have what it takes. Take your wif
4、e and go home. Finally, it was the womans turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
5、 and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. This gun is loaded with blanks, she said. I had to beat him to death with the chair. Moral: Women are evil. Dont mess with them. 有关易懂的英文笑话：Creation Of Women Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him
6、, What is wrong with you? Adam said he didnt have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, shell wash it for you. She will always agree with every deci
7、sion you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nagyou, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when youve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion wh
8、enever you need it. Adam asked God, What will a woman like this cost? God replied, An arm and a leg. Then Adam asked, What can I get for a rib? 有关易懂的英文笑话：Cheating Statue A woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedro
9、om, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. Dont move! Youre a statue! The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she
10、. The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths, and they never fed me a thing! 有关易懂的英文笑话：Indian Ride A young woman fr
11、om New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback soon came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would s
12、hout out a wild Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a- so loud that it echoed off the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a! and rode off. Why was that Indian so excited? asked the service station atte
13、ndant. I dont know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldnt fall off, the woman answered. Lady, the attendant said, Indians dont use saddles. 有关易懂的英文笑话：Fast Divorce A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph,
14、the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, Honey, I know weve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce. The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph. He then says, I dont want you to try to talk me out of it, because Ive been having an affair wit
15、h your best friend, and shes a better lover than you are. Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. I want the house, he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph. He says, I want the car, too, but she just drives faster and faster. By now shes up to ninety mph. All right, he says, I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too. The wife slowly st
