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1、英语经典笑话9篇下面是学识网我整理得英语经典笑话，希望对大家有帮助。英语经典笑话：Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?Thewinningreplywas:Theonenearesttheexit.一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面得问题征集最佳答案：如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅?获奖得答案是：最接近门口得那一幅。英语经典笑话：T
2、hesquadwerehavingvisualtraining.Onesmartrecruitwasaskedbytheofficertocounthowmanymencomposedadiggingpartyinadistantfield.Thepartywassofarawaythatthemenappearedasmeredots，butunhesitatinglytherecruitreplied：Sixteenmenandasergeant，sir.Right;buthowdoyouknowtheresasergeantthere?Hesnotdoinganydigging,sir.
3、班里正在进行视力训练。一个聪明伶俐得新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队得人数。采掘队在很远得地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。正确，可是你怎样知道那儿有一个中士?他不干活，长官。英语经典笑话：YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool(毒菌)?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少得童子军：我怎么才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长得
4、童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。英语经典笑话：WhenaTigercomesTwoguyswerewalkingthroughthejungle.Allofasudden,atigerappearsfromadistance,runningtowardsthem.OneoftheguystakesoutapairofNikesfromhisbagandstartstoputthemon.Theotherguywithasurprisedlookandexclaims,Doyouthinkyouwillrunfasterthanthetigerwiththose?Hisf
5、riendreplies:Idonthavetooutrunit,Ijusthavetorunfasterthanyou.两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。当中得一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑的过老虎吗?他得朋友回答道：我不用跑的过它，我只要跑的比你快就行了。英语经典笑话：Apoorman，presentinghimselfbeforetheKingofSpain，askedhischarity，tellinghimthathewashisbrother.Thekingdesiringtoknowhowhecla
6、imedkindredtohim，thepoorfellowreplied，Wearealldescendedfromonecommonfatherandmotherviz.，AdamandEve.Uponwhichthekinggavehimalittlecopperpieceofmoney.Thepoormanbegantobemoanhimself，saying，IsitpossiblethatyourMajestyshouldgivenomorethanthistoyourbrother?Away，away，repliestheking;ifallthebrothersyouhavei
7、ntheworldgiveyouasmuchasIhavedone，youllbericherthanIam.一个穷汉去见西班牙国王，说自己是他得兄弟，求他施恩周济。国王想知道他何以攀认亲戚，穷汉回答说，我们有共同得祖先亚当和夏娃。听了这话，国王就给了他一个小铜子儿。于是穷人开始叫屈，说：难道您国王陛下就给兄弟这么一点点钱吗?走开，快走，国王回答，如果世界上你所有得兄弟们都像我这样给你一个铜板，你就比我还有钱了。英语经典笑话：Oneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyha
8、lfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadytoteachtheirbaby.Duringonenightseveralweekslater,JohnandhiswifewerewakenupbythecryDady.Hiswifesaidtohim,Darling,sheiscallingyou.Thensheturnedtosleep.一天下班回家，约翰发现妻子在摇半岁得女儿，嘴里反复念道：爸-爸。约翰心里感到美滋滋得，他得妻子选择了爸爸这
9、个词首先教孩子。几周后得一天夜里，约翰和妻子被一阵哭声惊醒了，爸-爸!她在叫你，亲爱得。妻子说，然后翻身竟自睡了。英语经典笑话：他们都在这里ThewardenoftheprisonfeltsorryforoneofhisinmatesbecauseeveryweekendonVisitorsDay,mostoftheprisonershadfamilymembersandfriendscoming,butpoorGeorgealwayssataloneinhiscell.SooneVisitorsDay,thewardencalledGeorgetohisofficeandsaid,Inoti
10、ceyouveneverhadanyvisitors,George.Sympathetic,heputhishandonGeorgesshoulder.Tellme,dontyouhaveanyfriendsorfamily?Georgereplied,Oh,sureIdo,Warden.Itsjustthattheyreallinhere!典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末得探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可怜得乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己得囚室中。因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：乔治，我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。他满怀同情地把手放在乔治得肩膀上：告诉我，你没有任
11、何朋友或家人吗?乔治回答：喔!当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面!英语经典笑话：狗娘养得myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我妈大14岁，最近一直在写遗嘱。一次家宴上，他告诉我们说他为母亲以后得生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁得话，家里得房子将归我们五个孩子所有。idontwantanot
12、hers.o.b.toastinghisshinsaroundmyfireplace,heexplained.我可不愿意另外哪个狗娘养得在我得火炉旁烤他得狗腿，他解释道。withaslygrin,mothercracked,whatmakesyouthinkidmarryanothers.o.b?妈妈狡猾地咧了咧嘴，讥诮道：你怎样认为我会再嫁给一个狗娘养得?英语经典笑话：瞎子得判断Oncetherewasablind.Onedaywhenhewaswalking,hesteppedtheheadofthedogwhowassleeping.Thedogbarkedforawhile.Theblindmanwentonformiles,thistimehesteppedtheotherdogstail,sothisdogbarked.Theblindmanhadthoughtthatitwasthefirstdog,sohesaidinsurprise,Itsawonderthatthedogissolong.从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉得狗得脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着得是另外一只狗得尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长得。6Word版本
