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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语课前三分钟笑话英语笑话小学生英语笑话小学生 笑话()是民族文化不成或缺的一片面。透过笑话我们可以看到 一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。我用心收集了小 学生英语笑话，供大家赏识学习! 小学生英语笑话篇1 Phoebes Grandma is showing her some photos. 祖母正在给菲比看一些照片。 Phoebe: OK, is this really my father 菲比:那好，他真的是我爸爸吗 Grandmother: Is it really your fa.I cant.well of course it
2、 is. 祖母:他真的是你爸吗我不成能.天哪，他当然是。 Phoebe: OK, I smell smoke. Maybe thats because someones pants are on fire. 菲比:我看这很有问题，或许有人在说谎。 Grandmother: Look, I. 祖母:瞧，我 Phoebe: You know, in all the years that we have been grandmother and granddaughter. you have never lied to me. 菲比:你知道，我们两个当祖孙这么多年了，你从没胡对我撒过谎。 Grand
3、mother: Alright, that is not your father, thats just a picture of a guy in a frame. 祖母:好吧，他下是你爸爸，他只是一个相框里的男人。 小学生英语笑话篇2 Sandy: And whats the one kind of boat that can never ever sink桑迪:什么样的船绝不会淹没 Joey: What kind 乔伊:哪种呢 Sandy: A friendship. 桑迪:挚友之船。 小学生英语笑话篇3 Einstein and His Chauffeur 爱因斯坦和他的司机 Eins
4、tein was on his way to another lecture, and he felt exhausted. His chauffeur offered an idea. Hey, Sir, Ive heard your speech many times, 1 bet I could deliver it and give you the night off. 爱因斯坦在去另一个讲座的路上，倍感疲惫，他的司机出了个主 意:“嗨，先生，您的讲座我已经听过大量次了。我打赌我能作这个讲座，计您休 息一个晚上。” Sounds great,the scientist said. “那
5、太好了。”科学家说。 When they got to the auditorium, Einstein put on the chauffeurs hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions. 到了礼堂，爱因斯坦戴上了司机的帽子，坐在了后排。而司机走上讲 台，开头讲演。讲演终止后，他问听众是否有什么问题。 One professor said Yes. Then he launched into a highly technical question. 一个教授说有，并提出了一个高深的学术问题。 The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. Thats an easy one,”he replied, so easy, Im going to let my chauffeur answer it.司机一时被问懵了，但很快就平静下来。“这很轻易，”他说，“太容 易了，我要让我的司机来回复。” 3
