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1、简单英文笑话小短文欣赏 篇一：超简短的5个英文笑话 超简短的5个英文笑话 1. Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。 One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。 Teacher: who just threw that?! 老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了? Boy: Me! Im going home now. 男孩：我!我现在要回家了。 2. What dog can jump higher than a build
2、ing? 什么狗比大楼跳的还高? Anydog, buildings cant jump! 任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。 3. What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体? A coin! 硬币。 4. What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛，却看不见? A needle. 针。 5. Wife: How would you describe me? 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. 丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that
3、 mean? 妻子：那是什么意思? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. 丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。 Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢? Husband: Im just kidding! 丈夫：开个玩笑!篇二：简单英语小笑话 He is really somebody - My uncle has 1000 men u
4、nder him. - He is really somebody. What does he do? - A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 - 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 - 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ - 墓地守墓人。 My little dog cant read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspapers! Mrs. Brown:
5、Its no use, my little dog cant read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” Bring me the winner - Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. - Im sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. - Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 - 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 - 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -
6、哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who
7、 sells the candy. 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Jims History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasnt his fault. They asked him things that happened befo
8、re the poor boy was born. 吉姆的历史 舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？ 母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个 可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。 1. He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and
9、he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。篇三：简单幽默英语小故事及翻译 1 I Don?t Like Her Bob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks. “I don?t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six
10、, and then she says that two and four is six, too.” 我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新。 一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗？” “不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.” 2 Ten Candies Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” “Ten.” Jim says. “Ten？” Mother asks. Yes, Mum. F
11、our candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn?t it right?” 十块糖 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？” “10块。”吉姆说。“10块？”妈妈问。 “是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？” 3 Where is the egg? Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student: Yes. I ate
12、a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher: Then where is the “egg? Student: In the cake, sir. 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 4 Count Tomorrow Morning It?s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John?s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?” John says, “I?m c
13、ounting stars.” Tom laughs and says, “It?s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?” 明天早上数一个晚上, 约翰抬头看着天空。 汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？” 约翰说：“我在数星星。” 汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？” 5 It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions of people can l
14、ive there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it?s a crescent moon.” 一定很拥挤 一位老师告诉学生们：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百万人。” 一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！ 6 Are Flies Yummy? Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?” Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it?s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It?s a silly question.” But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.” 苍蝇好吃吗？ 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。 突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？”爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题？这可是一个愚蠢的问题。” 可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。” 7 “Im sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for
