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1、简短的好笑的英语笑话精选:100篇简短英语笑话笑话由于其滑稽可笑的特点而为人们长久以来所喜爱。而人们对笑话的热衷与喜爱也促使人们在开怀捧腹的同时对笑话为何能够使人发笑这一问题进行思考。WTT精心收集了简短的好笑的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!简短的好笑的英语笑话：The mean mans partyThe notorious(声名狼藉的) cheap skate e_plaining to a friend how to find hisapartment.He said.″e up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When t
2、he door open.Push with your foot.″″Why use my elbow and foot?″″Well.Gosh,″ was the reply.″Youre not ing empty-hangded, are you?″一个出了名的吝啬鬼在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。简短的好笑的英语笑话：Not t
3、oo Bad 不算太坏“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”“No, but I am encouraged,” he replied.“Somebody stole one.”“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗?”“没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。”简短的好笑的英语笑话：Who should be given the presentA father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one
4、 of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient(顺从的) , never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?” He inquired.There was silence, and then a chorus(合唱，齐声) of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!” 一位有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集起来问这件礼物该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么?”他问道。 大
5、家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩吧。”简短的好笑的英语笑话：A Gentle Reminder 委婉提醒Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Honey, do you realize that weve been sitti
6、ng in these same two seats for e_actly 35 years?Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats?婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：因此，你想交换座位吗?简短的好笑的英语笑话：The Kings Brother 国王的兄弟A poor man, p
7、resenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.Thinking desiring to know how he claimed kindred(家族，亲属关系) to him, the poor fellow replied, We are all descended from one mon father and mother viz., Adam and Eve.Upon which the king gave him a little c
8、opper piece of money.The poor man began to be moan himself, saying, Is it possible that your Majesty should give no more than this to your brother? Away, away, replies the king: if all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as I have done, youll be richer than I am.一个穷汉去见西班牙国王，说自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩周济。国王想知道他何以攀认亲戚，穷汉回答说，我们有共同的祖先亚当和夏娃。听了这话，国王就给了他一个小铜子儿。于是穷人开始叫屈，说：难道您国王陛下就给兄弟这么一点点钱吗?走开，快走，国王回答，如果世界上你所有的兄弟们都像我这样给你一个铜板，你就比我还有钱了。“简短的好笑的英语笑话”END第 5 页 共 5 页
