中英小品剧本,孙悟空三打白骨精第一篇:《中英小品剧本》 中英小品剧本 孙悟空三打白骨精 场景：三座假山 音乐起先，唐僧师徒四人走上，唐僧做骑马状，孙悟空在前面打望，八戒跟在唐僧四周，沙僧挑担跟后 唐僧：徒弟们，前面地势险要，难以行走，大家要当心哪！ Apprentic, the road is rough, watch your step! 悟空：师傅，放心吧 Master, don’t worry, I’m here. 八戒：没事的，猴哥在前面探路 Yes, nothing dangerous, brother monkey is ahead. 师徒四人做困难行走的样子，在舞台上兜一圈，之后唐僧停下，三位徒弟围上来，唐僧作擦汗的样子 唐僧：走了半天，已经饿了，在这里休息一下悟空，你看看哪里有人家，去化些斋来吧！ We’ve walked so far, I’m hungry. Let’s have a rest. Wukong, please go to get some food. 悟空：好吧，我立刻去，但只怕这荒山野岭，没有人烟，化不到斋饭，先让我去看一看。
Ok, I am going right now , but I’m afraid I can’t get any food for I don’t see any houses here. 悟空作蹦跳状，踏上其中一座山头顶，手搭凉棚，作四处观望状，再跳下山来，跑到唐僧面前，单腿跪下禀报 悟空：师傅，这里的确没有人烟，但我望见远处山上有一片红色的地方，好象是桃子熟了，等我去摘一些来，拿给师傅和师弟们充饥 Master, there’s really no people around here, but I see some peaches. I’ll go to get some for you. 唐僧：好吧，快去快回 All right! Come back soon. 悟空转身欲走，又想起了什么转过身来，对大家说 悟空：师傅，这里山势险峻，阴风阵阵，只怕有妖精出没，待我画一个圈把你们围起来，我没有回来，你们不要踏出圈外 Master, It’s look terrified here, I’m afraid here’s a sprit, let me draw a circle, don’t go out until I’m back. 唐僧：好吧。
All right. 八戒：好好的，画什么圈呢〔作不开心状〕Why do you draw a circle? 沙僧：大师兄一片好心哪〔劝八戒〕 悟空用金箍棒围绕唐僧等画了一圈 悟空：八戒、沙僧，好好爱护师傅，我立刻就回来 Bajie, Shaseng take good care of the master, I’ll be back soon. 沙僧：大师兄，放心去吧Big brother, just go ahead. 悟空蹦跳着下去了 八戒：走得这么辛苦，还要呆在这猴子画的圈里 We’re so tired, Why do we have to stay in the circle? 沙僧：二师兄，不要这么说，好好休息一下，等待大师兄回来吧 Second brother, don’t complain. Let’s have a rest and wait for the big brother. 师徒三人坐在一块休息 远处山上白骨精和四小妖探头探脑，张望这边白骨精走出来，四小妖跟在后面 白骨精：远处来了几个人，估计是西天取经的唐僧到了，听说吃了他的肉能长生不老，哈哈！可最终让我等到这一天了。
Some people are coming this way. One is supposed to be TangSeng. It’s said that we will be immortal if we eat him. 小妖们：恭喜大王，恭喜大王！Congratulations! Congratulations! 小妖甲：我们去把唐僧抓来献给大王〔作出打算启程的样子〕 Let us get him! 白骨精：回来！唐僧哪是你们能抓得回来的？他四周的几个徒弟个个神通广阔，你们去了只有送死Come back! How can you get him？His prentices are so powerful that you won’t win . 小妖甲：大王，那可怎么办？What to do, my master? 白骨精：我自有方法！唐僧逃不出我的手掌心看我怎样把唐僧抓回来〔凶恶地笑〕 I have an idea! TangSeng won’t escape. Just wait and see! 白骨精作潜行的姿态，躲入舞台中间的山后，其余小妖躲回舞台边的山后，一阵烟雾，中间的山后走出一个年轻女子，手提竹篮，内放食物，走到台上，并逐步向唐僧这边靠过来。
八戒：〔看到女子，开心地跳起来〕师傅，师傅，猴哥说这山里没有人家，你看那里，不是 走来了一个小媳妇吗？可能还拿着吃的东西呢 Master, Master, Brother Monkey said it’s barren here. But you look, is that a young lady? Maybe she has something to eat. 唐僧：是啊，八戒你去看看吧Maybe! Go and have a look, BaJie 沙僧：师傅，不能这样，大师兄说了，这里可能有妖精出没，我们要待在师兄画 的圈子里才对 No, Master. Big Brother said that there might be genies. We’d better stay in the circle he drew. 唐僧：八戒，不要去了，还是休息一下，等你师兄回来吧 Ok, So don’t go. Let’s take a rest and wait for your brother. 八戒：什么都听猴哥的。
〔不开心地坐下〕Why should we always defer him?! 小女子靠近唐僧师徒，并向八戒微笑示意，八戒开心地跳起来，跑出圈外 八戒：女施主，我们几个是去西天取经的，路过此地，现感到饿了，不知道女施主有没有斋饭施舍 Madam, we are all going to the west for Buddhist scriptures. And we feel hungry right now. Could you please dole us something? 小女子：我这里有一些馒头，打算送给在田里耕种的丈夫的，你们是出家人，就请先用吧 I have some steamed bread for my husband,who is working in the field. Here you are since you’re monks. 八戒开心地从篮子里拿过两块馒头，这时，孙悟空上台从后面远远地端详这个小女子 八戒：师傅，师傅，你看这女施主多好，给我们送斋饭来〔做出打算吃馒头的样子〕 其次篇:《英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精》 Beat it! 人物：T:唐僧 M:孙悟空 P:猪八戒 S:沙僧 X:白骨精原型 B1:白骨精变成的村姑 B2:白骨精变成的美丽的女人 B3: 白骨精变成男人 T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问) T:bajie? Give the map to me!〔肃穆的问〕 八戒照旧看书，忽视 M: Idiot, What are you looking at? 孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才留意，连忙藏书但为时已晚，M一把抢过 M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅) T:(很惊讶) 〔转身训斥八戒〕Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! P: Oh, master! Forgive meI will never do this again (伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west. P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so. 我这肚子饿了。
M: Fat Pig! P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤 M: Hm！ T:〔轻咳〕Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get some food for me? P: You see , master is hungry,too! T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal! S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…. T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem! (画圈) S: This is…..? M: Electric net伏魔圈! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it. T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it! Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry. S: Ok, master. Bye!(飞走) T: It’s so boring, Let’s play car。