欧洲人眼里的欧洲人What Europeans Think of Each Other[ 2011-11-15 16:05 ]天堂是这样的：机械师是德国人，厨师是法国人，警察是英国人，爱人是意大利人，管家是瑞士人地狱是这样的：机械师是法国人，厨师是英国人，警察是德国人，爱人是瑞士人，管家是意大利人蒋科 选注Bordering European countries have complex caricatures[1] of each other, even when an outsider might think they’re more or less the same.The French—Disliked by some Spanish, for being arrogant[2]. One woman from Barcelona told me, “Come on, who really likes the French? Nobody!”[3] The Swiss don’t like the fact that they have contempt for authority and are lazy.[4] The Brits[5], of course, have the most mixed feelings about the French, though. One half the country hates them, the other half loves them. Those that hate the French tend to like the Americans, and vice versa[6]. In the UK, they’re considered stinky, rude (they never line/queue up like decent people), and a bit yellow, based on their tendency to not fend off invaders like the Nazis.[7] The French, in turn, dislike the British, look down on Belgians for being stupid, and don’t have much to say, in my experience, about Spaniards or Germans (oddly).[8]The Italians—Most of the stereotypes[9] are positive, but mostly because of the food. Northern Europeans consider them lazy and flaky, and maybe incapable of managing anything right (mostly because of the 50 plus governments they’ve had since WW II.[10] One Dutch professor I had dismissed an Italian one, saying, “All the Italians care about are pasta and mamma.”[11] Italians, in turn, don’t have strong feelings about other Europeans, but within Italy, the north-south divide is pretty strong. Northern Italians continuously complain that Southerners are lazy and unproductive, while Southerners complain that Northerners are devoid of culture or joie de vivre.[12]The Germans—Germans are considered industrious but uptight and humorless,[13] by just about all the other Europeans. They know WWII is a sore spot for them, so other Europeans will often mercilessly tease them about it.[14] As much as Germany is considered an economic powerhouse[15], the vast majority of Europeans don’t really want to learn German or study there (or send their kids there to study). The food is considered uninspired, too, and only Berlin has some cachet among younger Europeans for its vibrant underground club scene.[16] The most anti-German sentiments are among the Dutch and Danish, who just hate them for invading their countries too often. When Germans ask for directions in Holland, they’re usually given directions to the shortest way out of the country.The Scandinavians[17]—Widely respected by most other Europeans, because of their high standard of living ...and blond hair and blue eyes. However, within Scandinavia there are some persistent stereotypes. The Norwegians, Danes and Finns all think the Swedes are stupid and uptight. Norwegians are considered racist. Danes are considered more blunt than the others, maybe a bit more cranky, and the Finns are oddly introverted,[18] even by Scandinavian standards. Except for the Danes really disliking Germans, and Finns really disliking Russians, they don’t really have anything against other Europeans.The Dutch—The Dutch, like the Scandinavians, have an enviable[19] economy and social order that’s admired by southern European countries. However, they do have a reputation of being self-righteous “know-it-alls” and very similar to their German cousins in terms of their rigidity.[20] But they do not like any comparisons to Germans. The Dutch are also disliked for being the biggest misers in Europe, and because of this they incur the wrath of the tourist industry wherever they travel.[21]The Swiss—Considered extremely rigid, even by the Germans. Note that there is a big cultural divide between French-speaking Swiss, and the German-speaking Swiss. The former are almost exactly like the French, except having a blander cuisine and more respect for authority, the latter being more like the Germans except even more stiff, rigid and cranky.[22]The Spaniards—Honestly, very little antagonism[23] against the Spanish or by the Spanish. No one really seems to dislike them, and they don’t seem to really dislike anyone else. (Yes, some Spaniards near the border to France don’t like the French very much) Not entirely sure why. However, God forbid you speak Spanish with a Latin American accent—there is still a lot of snobbery among Spaniards towards Latin Americans.[24] Spaniards consider themselves white and European, and would be deeply insulted if you suggested they were Latin American of any kind.The Greeks—Only nominally considered European by other Europeans, but the Greeks fiercely identify themselves as Europeans.[25] Naturally, this is a huge irritant[26] to Greeks.The British—About half of the British would be really angry at being called European. They are considered polite, but maybe a bit two-faced[27] and snobby. The Scots and Welsh are tolerated and liked, inasmuch as no one really knows too much about them outside the UK, but th。