高中英文笑话第一篇:《中学生英语幽默笑话》 中学生英语幽默笑话 Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会干脆的想到它们俩是一大一小但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 假如你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他确定会生气的；而假如你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail〔蜗牛〕的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是缺乏为奇的。
你说呢？Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.” 上周，布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦她不太熟识伦敦，结果她迷路了突然她在一个公共汽车站旁边望见一位男子。
她连忙向这位男子走去，说道：“劳驾您一下！请您告知我去医院的路，好吗？”这位男子笑了他听不懂英语他来自德国但是他将手伸进了自己的衣袋里，从里面掏出了一本英语词典他查找到了一些单词然后他一字一句地说：“我很愧疚我听不懂你说的话 描述车祸现场: one car come,one car go,two car peng peng ,one car die George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ” “ No,” said the mother, “its too cold. ” “ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ” 乔冶敲着他挚友家的门当挚友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗？ ” “ 不行， ” 那位妈妈说， “ 天气太冷了。
” “ 噢，那么， ” 乔冶， “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗？ Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应当了 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否那么他就该跟我借了 其次篇:《高一英语笑话,幽默故事》 Jokes and Humor 教学目标：使学生驾驭和幽默笑话有关的词汇了解笑话的不同类型能根本观赏英语笑话 教学方法：1.向学生展示与笑话和幽默有关的词 2.让学生了解不同的笑话类型 3.和学生互动用英语讲一些笑话〔此环节可采纳以下方式进展：选取3-5个学生讲几个汉语笑话然后将全班学生进展适当分组来将所讲笑话译成英语。
〕 资料： There are many words relating to jokes and humor: Clowning小丑 Comedy喜剧 Farce n.笑剧，闹剧；滑稽剧 Fooling n.开玩笑的言行，戏谑 Jesting n.笑话，玩笑；戏谑，诙谐；笑柄 Joking玩笑 Kidding 戏弄，取笑 Pranking n.恶作剧 Slapstick n.闹剧，趣剧 Gag恶作剧 If a group of people are performing a short funny play with a humorous story, then this called a ‘sketch’.〔小品〕 If someone is making a joke about a famous person or a well known organization such as the government, then this is called--- satire n.挖苦；挖苦文学；挖苦作品 ,lampooning冷嘲热讽，讽刺, spoofing挖苦 sending up挖苦；挖苦 There are many types of jokes around: Bad joke---a joke that is not funny冷笑话 Corny joke---a joke with an obvious ending老掉牙的笑话 Sick joke---a joke that is offensive. It hurts another person or makes fun of a certain disease or disability.试图使人发笑但作用完全相反的笑话 Blue joke---a joke that contains swearing or sex.黄色笑话 Racist joke---a joke that is making fun of someone because of their color or race.种族蔑视的笑话 Homophobic joke---a joke which offends gay people.同性恋笑话 一些英语笑话： JOKE 1 Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so Ill be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily JOKE 2 At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing? The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!! Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you JOKE 3 A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, What are you waiting for? The husband replies, autumn. JOKE 4 A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules(骡子) and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, Relatives of yours? Yep, the husband replied, in-laws . 第三篇:《经典英文笑话》 〔教堂〕 and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A , then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The ma。