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1、赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的饭店,苏格兰调情 zhao:This is the most expensive hotel of Tie Lang,Scotlandflirt.毛毛:你念反了,苏格兰情调,这家老贵了 mao:You read wrong, Scotland Sentiment,its too dear.赵本山:带钱了,三万,带包没有啊 zhao:we have money,thirty thousand,the yellow purse?dont you take the purse?毛毛:我落在炕上了mao:I left it on the brick bed.赵本山:给你办事,还
2、落在炕上了 zhao:I do business to you,but you left it?毛毛:兜里才70多元 mao:I only have seventy yuan.赵本山:我还有400 zhao:Here is 400 yuan.毛毛:也不够啊 mao:its not enough.赵本山:够不够都可以的 zhao:it doesnt matter.赵本山:服务员 waiter !小沈阳:对不起大爷,我们是高档酒店,不收农产品 xiao:sorry,uncle.this is a high grade hotel,we dont need farm produce.赵本山:我们是吃
3、饭的,姑娘这顿饭很重要的 zhao:we come to have a lunch,girl,this meal is very important for us.小沈阳:你管谁叫姑娘,我是纯爷们 xiao: girl? Im a real man.赵本山:怎么穿裙子hao:why do you wear a skirt? 小沈阳:也不是裙子,这是七分裤,这有腿的,着急穿错了,我说走路怎么不方便 xiao:its not,this is a seventh trousers.Sorry,I wear wrong in a hurry.I doubted it was not convenien
4、t to walk.赵本山:那条腿留给别人穿,小伙子我跟你说,今天请重要的客人,你一定要招待好 zhao:tomorrow you wear the other leg.Boy,let me tell you.Today,I invite an important guest,you must treat him very well.小沈阳:没有问题xiao:no problem.赵本山:你们这个酒店,如果要吃一顿饭,要多少钱。最贵的要点上要吃多少钱 zhao:I wanna know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most exp
5、ensive dishes. 小沈阳:要一、二万元 xiao:about ten or twenty thousand yuan.赵本山:是否有这样的情况,今天吃饭明天来结帐zhao:can I have meals today but pay tomorrow? 小沈阳:打白条 xiao:owe the money?赵本山:不是打白条,给你小费 zhao:no,I have money,dont shorts of money.Give you tips.小沈阳:大爷,你太帅了xiao:uncle,I LOVE YOU .赵本山:客人来了,我点菜的时候你要给我兜着,我要点贵菜 zhao:Th
6、e guest comes,you should help me when I am ordering dishes.If I wanna order a dear dish小沈阳:我就说没有 xiao:I say not have?赵本山:你太明白了 zhao:you are so clever.毛毛:爷爷,我饿了 mao:grandpa,Im hungry.赵本山:给我来碗面条zhao:take me a bowl of noodles.小沈阳:78元一碗 xiao:78 yuan.赵本山:这么贵 zhao:so expensive?小沈阳:苏格兰打鲁面 xiao:its halogen
7、noodles of Scotland.赵本山:是鲁子贵么?zhao:is the halogen dear?小沈阳:鲁不要钱。xiao:its free.赵本山:先来一碗鲁子,一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了,你要给我争脸,这是人生最好的机会, 爷爷培养你四十多年了 zhao:well,take a bowl of halogen.Mr Bi is coming,you should save my face,its the best chance of life, I have educated you for forty years.毛毛:爷爷我才多大 mao:how old am I, gr
8、andpa?赵本山:我培养你爸多少年,你爸是半成品,都成了文化站长,你要有信心zhao:I educated your dad for many years, he is a partly finished product and becomes a master of cultural station.You should have confidence.Give me your determination.毛毛:洪湖水,一浪比一浪强,我要把我爹打在沙滩上 mao:I must Honghu water,wave to wave,one better one,I beat in the sa
9、nd beach.小沈阳:鲁子来了xiao:here is the halogen. 毛毛:爷爷有一点咸了mao:its a bit salty. 赵本山:给她搞一碗白开水 zhao:give her some water.小沈阳:免费的水呗?xiao:free?赵本山:对。zhao:yeah.小沈阳:你不是谁吗,你是那个朱军,不是的,白岩松不是的,老毕,你是毕老师吗?毕老师来了,快来人啊,一会儿该跑了 xiao:arent you who? you are the zhujun ,not,Bai Yansong?no,no,no,Lao Bi,are you Mr Bi? Here is M
10、r Bi,come here,he will run away. 赵本山:干什么,吵什么啊,让狼咬了吗? zhao:whats up? what are you shouting? Are you biten by a wolf?小沈阳:毕老师给我照个相吗? Could you do me a favour to take a photo with me ? 毕福剑:我找莲花县文化站长赵铁柱的爹 I want to meet the chairman of the art spot in lotus town-tiezhu zhaos father. 赵本山:我是赵铁柱的爹,你找对了 I am
11、 here. 毕福剑:爹,对了 Dad !赵本山:县布置的很隆重,布一个大厅,一个大房间,一个大照片放在中间,周围都是花 People in lotus town welcome you warmly, laying your photo in a room round flowers.毕福剑:老哥,花都是什么颜色 Gal, what colour?赵本山:白的,黄的都有的。老百姓都拿着笔等着你,激动啊both white and yellow . They are waiting for you in exciment.毕福剑:我们到乡里吧Lets make for the town. 赵本
12、山:乡里布置我,先在铁岭吃一顿,客随主便,你按照我安排吧I was appointed to arrange a meal for you in tieling. Just follow me. 小沈阳:毕老师给我照个相 Lets take a photo ,will you ?毕福剑:你是男服务员 .长得挺委婉You are a male waiter ? 赵本山:咱们是老乡,你不是大连人吗We have the same origin.Are you born in dalian? 毕福剑:是的。 Yes.赵本山:咱们是亲戚,我的老爷爷住在大连We are relatives .My gr
13、andfather are in dalian,too. 毕福剑:叫什么名字 Whats his name ?毛毛:闭门庭 bimenting毕福剑:你老爷打麻将很厉害He must be good at majiang. 赵本山:一笑,很象你老爷走的时候的照片,孩子就跟老爷亲,快叫老爷好You look like him when you are smiling. She gets on well with him ,.毛毛:老爷好。Nice to meet you ,grandfather. 毕福剑:大过年的还没有给你压岁钱I m sorry to have no redpack for
14、you now.小沈阳:毕老师我们还没有照相We havent take a photo. 赵本山:先点菜 Give me the menu first.小沈阳:吃饭后跑了怎么办He will leave away after the meal ! 赵本山:您就点吧You first. 毕福剑:我们随便吃吧 Simple meal is OK.赵本山:现在富裕了,你就使劲吃,你吃能吃多少钱We are richer now. It costs me only little .毕福剑:随便吃 Just simple.赵本山:澳洲鲍鱼四只 Four Ausrialias abalones.小沈阳:
15、对不起没有。 Sorry , we havent the dish.赵本山:澳洲龙虾 Ausrialia s lobster.小沈阳:没有那么大的 We havent such a big one .赵本山:有多大的。 how much do you have?小沈阳:只有一斤的。about one kilo 赵本山:有还是没有啊 have or not?小沈阳:没有的。 no毕福剑:鱼翅更不要点 dont eat sharks fin ,neither.赵本山:有也别吃了,我吃鱼翅有一次卡住了,最后到医院用镊子拿出来了。你们酒店什么都没有,好不容易来一次,把你老板找出来Dont eat it .Once I didnt suffer fish bone in my throat untill I was sent to hospital .You should have nothing here.It seems that I m