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1、第 5 页 共 5 页三笑三国旁白黄丽清 赵云欧日斌 曹操周会军 夏侯敦罗靖慧 蒋干黄忠丽刘备杨爱荣 诸葛亮申海怡 张飞刘汝强道具：一坨布（代表阿斗）、枪（剑）。开场介绍Ladiesandgentlemen,letmeintroducetheactors.ThefirstisZhaoYun,heisthemostly actortoday.Andhisblackbrother is ZhangFei,andthereboss isLiuBei.DontforgettheothersideMrCao,andhisadviserJiangGan,andthemoststrongXiaHouDun.
2、Atlast,DontforgetwhobehindthescenesME-theDirector.第一幕：人物，赵云夏侯敦曹操蒋干旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！（赵云出场）Nottoolongago,ablackgeneralsavedthesonofLiuBei -LiuADou.now,heiscoming.HisnameisZhangFei.赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！no!myfamilynameisZhaomymiddlenameisYunandmygivennameisZiLong（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代
3、表阿斗）赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已唉化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）Look!thisisthelastbloodoftheboss!Liua Dou.It tookhimoutfromthefire,butmyfacehas already turned into coke .ai.（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到）hey，guy !stopthereorIwillkillyou.（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!youbitchdaretoattackme?（二人
4、装腔作势打斗数招）赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！stop!wait!onetwothree.ninedarkwhitebonefingers!夏侯敦：唔！（倒地）ohmygadImover.赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeahguy!Iwillgotolookformyboss,goodbye（曹操、蒋干二人上）曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英泪满襟！Ididntexpectthatwecanbeattheenemywithourfirstattack.Itremindsmeofapoem,DeadBeforetheShipEvenSank.Lon
5、gtheheroTearful蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。Primeminister,Itdoesnotsoundgoodaboutwhatyouhavesaid.（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh?Whothrewthebananarind?曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术?Xia HouDun?Isheengagedinwhatsomething about performanceart?（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？Whydoyouwanttoinstallban
6、anarindontheground?夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭手抱孩子Averyblackpeoplewithbabyinhisband.蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！itIsenemysmaidwithachildinhisarm.曹操：那你呢？Whatdidyoudo?夏侯敦：II IIrushedtohimandfightwithhim.Im fightingfightingfighting!我我我冲上去与之打斗打打打曹操：然后呢？Whatthen?蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯敦将军杀退了敌人！Primeminister,itislikelythatgeneralHou dunhasdefea
7、tedtheenemy.夏侯敦：唔唔！Zhao Yun used his nine dark white bone fingers to me ! I was so fearful.赵云用他的九阴白骨爪对付我，我好害怕！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）曹操：然后呢？Thenwhathappened?夏侯敦：No！No！No！Iwasdefeatedheusedtheninecloudwhitebonefinger,itssoterrible（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨
8、状）Itseemsthattheenemyshouldnotgofar.Letsrunafterthem.蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理（赞同状）SometimesIreallyadmiresprimeministerverymuchaboutyouroptimisticpsychology.夏侯敦：Yes!Fighting,Fighting!Lets go!好！打！打！上啊！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）（三人下）第二幕:人物：刘备张飞诸葛亮赵云（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情LiuBei andhisteamarelookingsomethi
9、ngoutofhismilitarycamp.（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）My master,youshouldwalkinfrontofus!Isnotit?刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，itsverycoolthatIstandjustbehindyou，Icanavoidsummerheat.诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！Oh! My master ,comehere!Itellyouasecret!Ithinkitisabouttorain!刘备：先生神算！
10、人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？greatprediction！Noonecancomparewithyou！justwonderhowdoyouknowitsgoingtorain？诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云。First,theweatherreporttoldusitisgoingtoraintoday;second,lookatthesky,somanydarkcloudsarecoming! 旁白：By this time Zhao Yun desperately run from the front.ZhangFei become
11、so excited at this moment.这时候赵云从前方拼命地赶过来。张云变得很兴奋。这时候（赵云上）张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面。Ha!Zilongis coming now!IcouldnotbelievethatyouhaveChangshaanewtabletopwithoutaminute! （张飞迎上）张飞：子龙！ZiLong!赵云：翼德救我！help!Third brother.（张飞下）赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着）Boss,I haveiridmybesttopr
12、otectthelittleboss.butithavealongtimetohearnothing.Iamafraid. 赵云：chao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！ohshit.howcanthesonofbitchgetinasleep.justlikehisfather.刘备：咳咳！（赵云转身面向刘备）诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？ZiLong,I dont want totellyou,althoughitistrue,youshouldnotsayitout!（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘
13、备捧着阿斗）刘备：为了你这倒霉孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你干什么啊，我摔死你吧！becauseofyou，Ialmostloseabravegeneral！WhydoIkeepyoualive，letmekillyou！（阿斗摔下）（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓。请大家以此为鉴，日后请善待别人的孩子同时也要保护好你自己的孩子。ThisiswhyLiuaDouissofoolishthatlosthiscountry.Please as a guide, please be kind to other peoples children in the future to also want to protect your own children. 赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？whereisthesecond bother?刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：Helay
