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1、让口语进步神速的诗歌 TheChaos ByG.NolstTrenite,akaCharivarius(1870-1946) Dearestcreatureincreation, StudyEnglishpronunciation。 Iwillteachyouinmyverse Soundslikecorpse,corps,horse,andworse。 Iwillkeepyou,Suzy,busy, Makeyourheadwithheatgrowdizzy。 Tearineye,yourdresswilltear。 SoshallI!Ohhearmyprayer。 Justparehear
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4、mallet,chalet。 Bloodandfloodarenotlikefood, Norismouldlikeshouldandwould。 Viscous,viscount,loadandbroad, Toward,toforward,toreward。 AndyourpronunciationsOK Whenyoucorrectlysaycroquet, Rounded,wounded,grieveandsieve, Friendandfiend,aliveandlive。 Ivy,privy,famous;clamour Andenamourrhymewithhammer。 Riv
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8、le, Principle,disciple,label。 Petal,panel,andcanal, Wait,surprise,plait,promise,pal。 Wormandstorm,chaise,chaos,chair, Senator,spectator,mayor。 Tour,butourandsuccour,four。 Gas,alas,andArkansas。 Sea,idea,Korea,area, Psalm,Maria,butmalaria。 Youth,south,southern,cleanseandclean。 Doctrine,turpentine,mari
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10、ght,out,joustandscour,scourging。 Ear,butearnandwearandtear Donotrhymewithherebutere。 Sevenisright,butsoiseven, Hyphen,roughen,nephewStephen, Monkey,donkey,Turkandjerk, Ask,grasp,wasp,andcorkandwork。 Pronunciation(thinkofPsyche!) Isapalingstoutandspikey? Wontitmakeyouloseyourwits, Writinggroatsandsay
11、inggrits? Itsadarkabyssortunnel: Strewnwithstones,stowed,solace,gunwale, IslingtonandIsleofWight, Housewife,verdictandindict。 Finally,whichrhymeswithenough, Though,through,plough,ordough,orcough? Hiccoughhasthesoundofcup。 Myadviceistogiveup! 舌头打结了有没有?单词查到头晕了有没有?作者实在太有才了有没有? 我建议:把这首诗打印出来,贴在床头,每天念一遍,口语进步神速哦!