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1、英语笑话Nevertalktotheparrot 分享一篇超级搞笑的英语笑话,让你笑掉大牙。 Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldntacmodateherwithanafter-hoursappointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,Illleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andIllmailyouacheck.Bytheway,Ihavealarg
2、erotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewontbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird! Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts. Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldntresistsaying,Youstupidbird,whydontyoushutup! Towhichthebirdreplied,Killer,gethim!