中式英语笑话范文

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1、中式英语笑话范文 中式英语笑话：Anewguy Anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPERSONWHOCANPASSTHETEST!Sotheguyasksthebartenderwhatthetestis. Bartender:Well,FIRSTyouhavetodrinkthatwholegallonofpeppertequila,theWHOLEthingatonceAND,youcantmakeafacewhiledoingit.SECOND,theresagatoroutb

2、ackwithasoretooth.youhavetoremoveitwithyourbarehands.THIRD,theresawomanup-stairswhosneverhadanorgasm.Yougottamakethingsrightforher. Man:Well,asmuchasIwouldlovefreebeer,Iwontdoit.Youhavetobenutstodrinkagallonofpeppertequilaandtherequirementsgetcrazierfromthere. Well,astimegoesonandthemandrinksafew,he

3、asks,Wherezzatteeqeelah?Hegrabsthegallonoftequillawithbothhands,anddownsitwithabigslurpandtearsstreamingdownhisface.Nexthestaggersoutbackandsoonallthepeopleinsidehearthemostfrighteningroaringandthumping,thensilence.Themanstaggersbackintothebar,hisshirtrippedandbigscratchesalloverhisbody.NowhesaysWhe

4、resthatwomanwiththesoretooth? 中式英语笑话：sandwiches Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays. MylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedandIdonotwanthertoknowwhatwearedoing,sowhenIsaybaloneyitmeanspushharder,andwhenIsaypastramii

5、tmeanspushslower. Withthisthetwogetontothetopbunkandhavesex.First,thegirlmoans,baloney,baloney,baloneythenshoutspastrami,pastrami,pastramiandthenbacktobaloney,baloney,baloney Finally,thegirlssistersaysWillyouguysquitmakingsandwichesupthere,youregettingmayonaisealloverme! 中式英语笑话：苦命的salesman 苦命的salesm

6、anAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.Hesaidhewasntinterestedbecausehehadntseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.Thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.Thefarmerstilldidntthinkheneededanyinsectrepellentbuthefeltsorryforthesalesmanandsaid,Imsosurethereare

7、ntanyinsectsaroundhere,ifyoullstripnaked,Illtieyoutomybarnyardfencefortheentirenight.Whenmorninges,ifyouvegotevenoneinsectbiteonyou,Illbuyeverycanofrepellentyouvegot.Thesalesmanwaselatedandreadilyagreedtobeingtiedupnaked.Thatnight,thefarmertiedthenakedsalesmantothebarnyardfenceandwenttobed.Severaltimesduringthenighthethoughtheheardthesalesmanmoaningandgroaning.However,whenhewentoutthenextmorning,thesalesmandidnthaveevenonebiteorscratchonhim.Thefarmerasked,Whatwasallthatmoaningandgroaningaboutlastnight?Thatwastheworstnightofmylife,thesalesmanreplied,doesntthatdamncalfhaveamother?