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1、2015经典英语笑话 20XX经典英语笑话一： Teacher:GeorgeWashingtonnotonlychoppeddown(砍下)hisfathersCherrytree,butalsoadmitteddoingit.Nowdoyouknowwhyhisfatherdidntpunishhim?Blonde:BecauseGeorgestillhadtheaxeinhishand. 20XX经典英语笑话二： Aguyhostedadinnerpartyforpeoplefromwork,includinghisboss.Allduringthesit-downdinner,theho
2、ststhree-year-oldgirlstaredatherfathersbosssittingacrossfromher.Thegirlcouldhardlyeatherfoodforstaring.Themancheckedhistie,felthisfaceforfood,pattedhishairinplace,butnothingstoppedherfromstaringathim.Hetriedhisbesttoignoreherbut,finallyitwastoomuchforhim.Heaskedher,Whyareyoustaringatme.?Everyoneatth
3、etablehadnoticedherbehaviourandthetablewentquietforherresponse.Thelittlegirlsaid,MyDaddysaidyoudrinklikeafishandIdontwanttomissit! 20XX经典英语笑话三： Billisagoodstudentandanintelligentboy.Helikestostudyarithmetic(算术),andhecandoallofthearithmeticproblemsinhisbookeasily.OnedayonhiswaytoschoolBillpassedafrui
4、tstore.Therewasasigninthewindowwhichsaid,Apple-Sixforfivecents.AnideacametoBillandhewentintothestore.Howmucharetheapples?heaskedthestore.Sixforfivecents.ButIdontwantsixapples.Howmanyapplesdoyouwant?ItisnotaquestionofhowmanyapplesIwant.Itisaprobleminarithmetic.Whatdoyoumeanbyaprobleminarithmetic?aske
5、dtheman.Well,ifsixapplesarewrothfivecents,thenfiveapplesareworthfourcents,fourapplesareworththreecents,threeapplesareworthrwocents,twoapplesareworthonecentandoneappleisworthnothing.Ionlywantoneapple,andifoneappleisworthnothingthenitisnotnecessaryformetopayyou.Billpickedoutagoodapple,begantoeatit,andwalkedhappilyoutofthestore.Themanlookedattheyoungboywithsuchsurprisethathecouldnotsayaword.
