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1、2019年英语作文：Theman Aftermanyyearsofmarriage,ahusbandhasturnedintoacouchpotato,becamepletelyinattentivetohiswifeandsatguzzlingbeerandwatchingTVallday.Thewifewasdismayedbecausenomatterwhatshedidtoattractthehusbandsattention,hedjustshrugheroffwithsomeboredment. Thiswentonformanymonthsandthewifewasgoingcr
2、azywithboredom.Thenonedayatapetstore,thewifesawthisbig,ugly,snortingbirdwithahairychest,powerfulhairyforearms,beadyeyesanddribblerunningdownthesideofitsmouth. Theshopkeeper,observingherfascinationwiththebird,toldheritwasaspecialimportedGoonybirdandithadaverypeculiartrait.Todemonstrate,heexclaimed,Go
3、onybird!Thetable! Immediately,theGoonybirdflewoffitsperchandwithsingle-mindedfuryattackedthetableandsmasheditintoahundredlittlepieceswithitspowerfulforearmsandclaws!Todemonstratesomemore,theshopkeepersaid,Goonybird!Theshelf! AgaintheGoonybirdturnedtotheshelfanddemolisheditinseconds. Wow!saidthewife,Ifthisdoesntattractmyhusbandsattention,nothingwill!Sosheboughtthebirdandtookithome. Whensheenteredthehouse,thehusbandwas,asusual,sprawledonthesofaguzzlingbeerandwatchingthegame.Honey!sheexclaimed,Ivegotasurpriseforyou!AGoonybird! Thehusband,inhisusualboredtonereplied,GoonyBird,myfootTheman
