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1、神偷奶爸露西:Look,I probably shouldnt be saying this , butyour work as a villain, was kind of ,amazing . So if you want to go back to doing something awesomeGive us call格鲁:Hey, I told you guys to go to bed.玛戈:Oh , Sorry.伊迪丝:So , when are you going on your date?格鲁:What?伊迪丝:Remember? Ms . Jillian said that
2、she was arranging a date for you?格鲁Yeah, well shes a nutjob and Im not going any date .伊迪丝:Why not ? Are you scared ?Lisa: Hey, Did you guys see the moon landing on TV?路人甲:Can you believe it? Its so cool !Lisa: You know what.? ( 格鲁:Excuse me, Lisa) Im talked to allen the other day.路人甲:No wayLisa: He
3、 is so cute.格鲁:Hey, Lisa , I was wondering路人乙:Phew , Gru touched Lisa ! Gru touched Lisa ! (众人:Phew!)Lisas got “Gruties”!格鲁:Scared ? Of what ? Women ? No ! Thats bonkers! I just, Ive no interest in going on a date, thats all! Case closed! Im not scared of women or dates . Lets go to bed . Good night
4、 Edith . Good night Margo . Whoa,wow wow wow Hold your horses . Who are you texting ?玛戈:No one , just my friend Avery .格鲁:Avery , Er, Avery? Is that a girl name or a boys name?玛戈:Dose it matter?格鲁:No! No, , it doesnt matter. Unless its a boy!艾格尼丝:I know what makes you a boy.格鲁:Uhh, you do?艾格尼丝:Your
5、bald head.格鲁:Oh, yes!艾格尼丝:Its really smooth . Sometimes I stared at it and imagine a little chick popping out.格鲁:Good ninght Agnes . Never get older.格鲁:Hey, Tim, nice haircut ! Tommy , hang in there ,baby ! It is almost Friday ! So, hows todays batch , Dr. Nefario ?纳法里奥博士:I developed a new formula,
6、which allowed me to get every own kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.格鲁:Oh, oh That is good. Love the favor ofEr,Er纳法里奥博士:Its awful it?格鲁:No, No. Oh,we are making great process! Here , try some .Ok , just because everybody hates it, doesnt mean its not good.纳法里奥博士:Listen, Gru. Theres something I
7、 ve been meaning to talk to you about for some time.格鲁:What? Whats wrong?纳法里奥博士:I miss being evil. Sinning against God, large scale crimes is what I live for. Imean, dont you think theres more around you than jelly?格鲁:Well, Im also considering a line of jams.纳法里奥博士:Em, the thing is ,Gru , Ive now be
8、en recruited elsewhere.格鲁:Dr. Navario! Come on, you are kidding, right?纳法里奥博士:It ie a great opportunity for me. Vacant Lab, more evil, more censor.格鲁:Very well. Let us give you, the proper set-off. Minions! The highest honor awarded, to Doctor Navario, for your years of service, the 21 Fart Gun Salu
9、te!纳法里奥博士:I counted 22 . Farewell, my friends! This thing take a while. Go back your business. I miss you already.艾格尼丝:Are you sure we should be doing this ? 玛戈:Yes, its for his own good. Okay, we need to choose a picture.艾格尼丝:No. Scary, Weird.(众人:啊)What is that?格鲁:Good moring , girls , I have an an
10、nouncement to make玛戈:Hey , What celebrity do you look like?格鲁:Yeah , Bruce Willis.玛戈:Hmmm , No.艾格尼丝:Humpty Dumpty!伊迪丝:Oooh, Gollum! (众人笑)格鲁:Okay , what are you dong ?艾格尼丝:Were setting you off for online dating .格鲁:Oh, OkayWhat ?! No, no, no,no, no,no伊迪丝:Oh, Come on ! Its fun !玛戈:And its your time fo
11、r you to get out there.格鲁:No, stop.No ones ever getting out there! Ever ! Okay Now, for the announcement. I have accepted a new job!玛戈:Wow, really?格鲁:Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world !伊迪丝:You re gonna be a spy?格鲁:Thats right, babies ! Grus back in
12、 the game with gadgets , and weapons and cool car! Oh !dear !伊迪丝:Awesome !艾格尼丝:Are you really gonna save the world ?格鲁:Yes, Yes , I am. 格鲁:”Bake My Day” ? Alright! Here is the cupcake recipe I got off the tinternet. And dont go nuts with the sprinkles!露西:Wasnt expecting that !Or was I ?Oh, you, you
13、got , you got UmmUmma littleHere , Ill get it . Uhmm, its just spreading .格鲁:Alright , alright. I got this , just.Stop it !露西:Oh , Ill let you get it .格鲁:What you just saw there was a little something new . Ive been working on. Its a combination of Jujitsu, Krav maga, Aztec warfare, and Krumping.格鲁:
14、Okay, thats weird. Why are you here ?露西:On assignment for Silas. Im your new partner ! yeah !格鲁:What ? No ! no” YEAH “!Ramsbottom didnt say anything about a partner.露西:Well , seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you . But not me ! I stepped up . And Im new ,s
15、o I gonna have to do what they tell me anyway . You know this guy ?格鲁:Yes , hes one of my minions .露西:OhhIm sorry, I should have known . Youre free to go .格鲁:Earth to Dave . You can leave now .So, What do we got ? Whos on the list ? Fire them at me.露西:First suspect, The of Bloom and Top .Proprietor of Mums the World floral shop.格鲁:No , not her露西:Okay. moving on . Chuck Kenney , owner of “Stuff A Bear” .格鲁:I dont think so对面餐厅店主:Hello , Buenos Dias, my friends . Im Eduardo Perez , I own a Mexican restaurant , across the