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1、神偷奶爸露西：Look，I probably shouldnt be saying this , butyour work as a villain, was kind of ,amazing . So if you want to go back to doing something awesomeGive us call格鲁：Hey, I told you guys to go to bed.玛戈：Oh , Sorry.伊迪丝：So , when are you going on your date?格鲁：What?伊迪丝：Remember? Ms . Jillian said that
2、she was arranging a date for you?格鲁Yeah, well shes a nutjob and Im not going any date .伊迪丝：Why not ? Are you scared ?Lisa: Hey, Did you guys see the moon landing on TV?路人甲:Can you believe it? Its so cool !Lisa: You know what.? ( 格鲁：Excuse me, Lisa) Im talked to allen the other day.路人甲：No wayLisa: He
3、 is so cute.格鲁：Hey, Lisa , I was wondering路人乙：Phew , Gru touched Lisa ! Gru touched Lisa ! (众人：Phew!)Lisas got “Gruties”!格鲁：Scared ? Of what ? Women ? No ! Thats bonkers! I just, Ive no interest in going on a date, thats all! Case closed! Im not scared of women or dates . Lets go to bed . Good night
4、 Edith . Good night Margo . Whoa,wow wow wow Hold your horses . Who are you texting ?玛戈：No one , just my friend Avery .格鲁：Avery , Er, Avery? Is that a girl name or a boys name?玛戈：Dose it matter?格鲁：No! No, , it doesnt matter. Unless its a boy!艾格尼丝：I know what makes you a boy.格鲁：Uhh, you do?艾格尼丝：Your
5、bald head.格鲁：Oh, yes!艾格尼丝：Its really smooth . Sometimes I stared at it and imagine a little chick popping out.格鲁：Good ninght Agnes . Never get older.格鲁：Hey, Tim, nice haircut ! Tommy , hang in there ,baby ! It is almost Friday ! So, hows todays batch , Dr. Nefario ?纳法里奥博士：I developed a new formula,
6、which allowed me to get every own kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.格鲁：Oh, oh That is good. Love the favor ofEr,Er纳法里奥博士：Its awful it?格鲁：No, No. Oh,we are making great process! Here , try some .Ok , just because everybody hates it, doesnt mean its not good.纳法里奥博士：Listen, Gru. Theres something I
7、 ve been meaning to talk to you about for some time.格鲁：What? Whats wrong?纳法里奥博士：I miss being evil. Sinning against God, large scale crimes is what I live for. Imean, dont you think theres more around you than jelly?格鲁：Well, Im also considering a line of jams.纳法里奥博士：Em, the thing is ,Gru , Ive now be
8、en recruited elsewhere.格鲁：Dr. Navario! Come on, you are kidding, right?纳法里奥博士：It ie a great opportunity for me. Vacant Lab, more evil, more censor.格鲁：Very well. Let us give you, the proper set-off. Minions! The highest honor awarded, to Doctor Navario, for your years of service, the 21 Fart Gun Salu
9、te!纳法里奥博士：I counted 22 . Farewell, my friends! This thing take a while. Go back your business. I miss you already.艾格尼丝：Are you sure we should be doing this ? 玛戈：Yes, its for his own good. Okay, we need to choose a picture.艾格尼丝：No. Scary, Weird.(众人：啊)What is that?格鲁：Good moring , girls , I have an an
10、nouncement to make玛戈：Hey , What celebrity do you look like?格鲁：Yeah , Bruce Willis.玛戈：Hmmm , No.艾格尼丝：Humpty Dumpty!伊迪丝：Oooh, Gollum! (众人笑)格鲁：Okay , what are you dong ?艾格尼丝：Were setting you off for online dating .格鲁：Oh, OkayWhat ?! No, no, no,no, no,no伊迪丝：Oh, Come on ! Its fun !玛戈：And its your time fo
11、r you to get out there.格鲁：No, stop.No ones ever getting out there! Ever ! Okay Now, for the announcement. I have accepted a new job!玛戈：Wow, really?格鲁：Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world !伊迪丝：You re gonna be a spy?格鲁：Thats right, babies ! Grus back in
12、 the game with gadgets , and weapons and cool car! Oh !dear !伊迪丝：Awesome !艾格尼丝：Are you really gonna save the world ?格鲁：Yes, Yes , I am. 格鲁：”Bake My Day” ? Alright! Here is the cupcake recipe I got off the tinternet. And dont go nuts with the sprinkles!露西：Wasnt expecting that !Or was I ?Oh, you, you
13、got , you got UmmUmma littleHere , Ill get it . Uhmm, its just spreading .格鲁：Alright , alright. I got this , just.Stop it !露西：Oh , Ill let you get it .格鲁：What you just saw there was a little something new . Ive been working on. Its a combination of Jujitsu, Krav maga, Aztec warfare, and Krumping.格鲁：
14、Okay, thats weird. Why are you here ?露西：On assignment for Silas. Im your new partner ! yeah !格鲁：What ? No ! no” YEAH “!Ramsbottom didnt say anything about a partner.露西：Well , seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you . But not me ! I stepped up . And Im new ,s
15、o I gonna have to do what they tell me anyway . You know this guy ?格鲁：Yes , hes one of my minions .露西：OhhIm sorry, I should have known . Youre free to go .格鲁：Earth to Dave . You can leave now .So, What do we got ? Whos on the list ? Fire them at me.露西：First suspect, The of Bloom and Top .Proprietor of Mums the World floral shop.格鲁：No , not her露西：Okay. moving on . Chuck Kenney , owner of “Stuff A Bear” .格鲁：I dont think so对面餐厅店主：Hello , Buenos Dias, my friends . Im Eduardo Perez , I own a Mexican restaurant , across the
