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1、Hi guys, long time no see, have been a while not talking to you guys. Welcome to the brand new talk show, NickintheHouse. I will talk about things like myself, or the hot social topics. I hope you like it.大家好，好久不见，有段时间没跟大家见面了。欢迎大家来到我全新的脱口秀视频，我在这里会用自己的方式点评下社会热点 自己身边的趣事等等。希望你们能喜欢。I heard that the Trad
2、itional Chinese English is hot now. A lot of people had watched video that a CCTV journalist was interviewing a Zanbiya development director Andrew. The classic sentence is:How do you see Chinas DEVELOPMENT in RECENTLY years. I got to say that it was really fun.But I think this journalist will be un
3、der a lot of pressure, come on, give the guy a break.Furthermore, English is just a language tool, if you can understand what I am talking about, Andrew can understands what I am talking about, Lilei han meimei can understand each other, so that is enough. (just like cursing, you understand it, and
4、you cursing back need a accent? ) (动作骂人) Most importantly, accent is a beautiful thing; it is passed down from our pioneers, generation from generation. We respect the culture, I am really proud of it, because I have an accent.我听说中国传统#中式英语#最近又火了。相信许多人都看了那段央视记者用英语采访赞比亚发展委总监“按住”先生。那句最经典的：How do you se
5、e Chinas DEVELOPMENT in RECENTLY years， 我不得不说，这段视频很有趣。但是我想这个记者现在身上一定有着不小的压力，朋友们，放他一马吧。再说了，英语其实就是一个语言工具，如果你明白我在说什么，“按住”先生明白我在说什么，李雷韩美美互相能明白对方的意思，这就足够了。 就像骂人一样，你听明白了，回骂就够了，需要口音吗？最重要的是，口音是一种特有的艺术，它也是一辈传一辈，代代相传下来的。我们尊重传统文化，我有口音，我骄傲！According to Some official publicity departments report, there are aroun
6、d 100 floating bodies in certain area from Yellow river every year, but it is said that it wont affect the waters quality, which meets the national water standard. Some people are whining about it:no, the water is bad, this is my country, full of its characteristic, blabalbal. Dont bitch about it; y
7、ou guys have drunk it for hundreds of years, now you become a smarty? Hang*3? Suck it up, like Peter Russell said, be a man!Mommy, todays water taste like pig, shut up and drink it, dont be a sissy girl, be a man.Mommy, todays water taste like diesel, drink it, shut up and drink it, dont be a sissy
8、girl, be a man.Mommy, todays water taste like shitty feet, drink it, shut up and drink it, dont be a sissy girl, be a super man.根据某宣传部通报：平均每年在黄河某段漂浮的尸体约有100具，水质正常，符合标准，未出现因浮尸影响黄河水质情况. 但是有些人就开始抱怨了，擦，水质太差，这就是我们的家园，太富有China特色了，等等等。各位别吵吵了，老百姓都喝了好几百年了，怎么现在才想起了呢？啊啊啊？适者生存，就像Peter Russell常说的，爷们点！妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟
9、腐味猪汤一个味。闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，要像爷们一样去战斗。妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟柴油一个味。闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，像爷们一样去战斗。妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟Cua赛的臭脚一个味，闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，像能飞的爷们一样去战斗。What a legendary win by Chinese football team, amazing and unbelievable victory for the team also for their people, they are the heroes of all times. The whole nation is going craz
10、y about this. The national television reported this repeatedly, the whole world can not overlook the football power of China. Do they win the world cup? No they dont, they just win one match.中国男子足球队获得了史诗般的胜利，人们都在感叹这次不可思议的胜利，他们就是民族英雄。我们的骄傲。整个国家都陷入的狂喜当中。国家电视每天都在播放着胜利的消息。世界再也不能小看这个足球的王国。他们赢得了世界杯了吗？不，他们
11、刚刚1比0赢了一场预选赛比赛。There are some stray cats in a residential estate, Lady Q used to feed the stray cat, there was one day, Lady S was walking her dog, suddenly her dog got into a fight with a stray cat, Lady S couldnt stand there and watched, so she helped her dog to fight the cat, but she was scratche
12、d by the cat during the battle. (Ping) no, thats Wolverine. So Lady S decided to sue Lady Q, Lady Q was shot on the kneels. Finally the court verdict was that Lady Q shared the half of the responsibility because she fed the cats. I dont know how to comment on that, I just want to warn the people, wh
13、o like to go to the zoo and feed the lion, dont do that anymore, if we got a jumper there, you got to pay his ass.某小区有流浪猫，乔女士经常对流浪猫喂投食物。有一天，肖女士出门溜狗，狗跟流浪猫打起来了，肖女士冲上前，与狗狗联手大战流浪猫，结果被流浪猫抓伤。喂猫的乔女士躺枪被告上法庭，最终法庭判乔女士承担一半的责任。我不知道怎样去评论这条新闻，我只想警告某些爱逛动物园的人。别再去野生动物园喂狮子了，太危险了，如果有人跳进狮圈自杀，你还得买他一半单。What a legendary w
14、in by Chinese football team, amazing and unbelievable victory for the team also for their people, they are the heroes of all times. The whole nation is going crazy about this. The national television reported this repeatedly, the whole world can not overlook the football power of China. Do they win
15、the world cup? No they dont, they just win one match.中国男子足球队获得了史诗般的胜利，人们都在感叹这次不可思议的胜利，他们就是民族英雄。我们的骄傲。整个国家都陷入的狂喜当中。国家电视每天都在播放着胜利的消息。世界再也不能小看这个足球的王国。他们赢得了世界杯了吗？不，他们刚刚1比0赢了一场预选赛比赛。here are some stray cats in a residential estate, Lady Q used to feed the stray cat, there was one day, Lady S was walking
16、her dog, suddenly her dog got into a fight with a stray cat, Lady S couldnt stand there and watched, so she helped her dog to fight the cat, but she was scratched by the cat during the battle. (Ping) no, thats Wolverine. So Lady S decided to sue Lady Q, Lady Q was shot on the kneels. Finally the court verdict was that Lady Q shared the half of the responsibility because she fed the cats. I dont know how to comment on that, I ju
