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1、learn English,TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, “School-Go Slow“.,汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着: “学校-慢行。“,04,Mother sent Tommy to the store across the streetto buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came ba
2、ck,mother asked him, ”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,” I have tried them all.”,妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。 汤米回来后,妈妈问他,“你买的是好用的火柴吗?” “是的,妈妈。”汤米回答,“我把它们都试过了。”,双击此处 添加文字,Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind yo
3、u just did the same thing!,父亲:哎呀,我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西:没事,爸,跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。,Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.,妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的? 汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了,01,02,03,04,05,06,07,08,09,“Are we poisonous?“ the young snake asked his mother.“Yes, dear,“ she replied “Why do you ask?“ “Cause Ive just bitten my tongue! “,“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”,THANKS,