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1、三顾茅庐 Three Visits to The Cottage (插入广陵散音乐),呵呵呵,呵呵，呵呵，一部经我们精心改变的英语短剧，超级搞笑、绝对震撼。 故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝对盗版。 特此分享，以求为以后需要在英语表演中的你们提供帮助， 绝对我们超所值，绝对汗，神起,Three visits to the cottage is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novelsthe Three Kindoms. Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliangs thatched cottage thr
2、ee times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei sincerity, helped the three brothersLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. Now，lets go into the story. 三顾茅庐是四大中国古典小说三国演义中的一个故事。刘备三次访问诸葛亮的茅草屋,想邀请他做他的军事顾问。最后,诸葛亮被刘备的真诚感动，帮助三个兄弟建立了蜀汉王
3、朝。 现在,让我们进入这个故事。,9/4/2018,SCENE 1 Outside Zhugeliangs Home,A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. En? It dosent burn on. 饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙.嗯？没点着,Sorry，we can only has this. We cant smoke in the classroom!,凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟,It is said that 阿亮 is a 屌丝， who is very great 。 We must invite Mr.Zh
4、u Geliang 听说阿亮这个屌丝很牛逼。此番前来，定要邀请到亮哥。!,Whats your code?,9/4/2018,Buliang, go to open the door. 布亮。去开门。,Heng! A ni ha sai yao!,Can you speak English?,Can you speak Chinese?,Can you speak Egyptian?,This is zhus house.Let me strike the door! Open! Open!这是诸葛亮的家。让我去敲门，开门！开门！,Shut up! who are you ?,Im liube
5、i,Im Guanyu,Im sorry,Whats Your Code(口令)？,Whats the code? Oh, I see. “芝麻开门，信春哥，不挂科，信凤姐，得自信”,Smart，he knows I like凤姐, hehe.(Open the door) Are these men asking for the debt?,Im Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife. 我是刘备，我来找诸葛亮和他老婆。,Zhu said he is not in. 诸葛亮说他不在里面。,En?,Oh! No!.I mean I m
6、ean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.不，不，我的意思是我的老板正在英国学习考英语六级，他这个月可能回不来。,Well！He own our money. We wait for him here. 好！他还欠我们的钱，我们在这里等他。,Did your head kick by the donkey, or shove by the door?(你脑袋被驴踢了还是被门挤了)Nobody knows that when he
7、will come back。（没有人知道他什么时候回来）Thus, lets go home!,9/4/2018,My god! Why do you punish me? 天啊，你为什么要害我？,Dont be sad, my boss. As I know, our Monitor doesnt pass the examination. 老大，不要伤心。据我所知我们的班长不会及格。,In the house,What? Our monitor doesnt pass the examination? But, my English CET-4 also lost?（但是我的英语四级也挂
8、了）,9/4/2018,SCENE 2Second Visit Zhugeliangs Home,9/4/2018,I think we wil manage it this time 我想这一次我们能收服他,Stop! Stop! What are we doing here? Attention! You two! Be clever this time! 停!停!我们现在在做什么呢?注意!你们两个机灵点！,What? If you dont pull me, I will easily kill him with my strong throat! 什么？如果你不拉我，我将用我的咆哮杀死
9、他！,9/4/2018,Who is this?你是？,I come here to charge the bill of electricity. 我是来收电费的,We are here again, bother to notice your boss.我们第二次来这，想请教你们的老板,I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.我只是感到心里有些悲哀,Is Mr ZhuGe home? We want to have a talk with him, please. 诸葛先生在家吗?我们想要请他谈一谈,9/4/2018,Its doesn
10、t matter if you see me or not,Im standing right there, 你见，或者不见我,我就在那里 with no emotion 不悲不喜 its doesnt matter if you miss me or not, 你念，或者不念我 the feeling is right there, 情就在那里 and it isnt going anywhere, 不来不去 its doesnt matter（插入见与不见音乐）,9/4/2018,What?,Im afraid someone important of him died here. Let
11、s go. Maybe we should come next time. 我恐怕有重要事使他死在了这里。让我们走。也许我们应该下次再来。,Oh, I wish Zhu Geliang doesnt die. Oh 我希望诸葛亮不要死,SCENE 3 Third VisitOutside Zhugeliangs Home （插入卧龙吟音乐）,19,Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to go t
12、here time and time again.你下次看到他请及时告诉我,让我把他绑起来。他真的不值得麻烦你去那里一次又一次。,Everything is cloud(一切都是浮云). These days, the borrower is the god! Lets go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.这些天,借款人是上帝!让我们再去一次,用我们最温暖的心来感到他。,My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wa
13、it for a moment! 我老板今天在家,但他在英语六级。请你们稍等!,Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!小诸!出来!大哥,帮我照顾我的第七叔叔和他的第三个侄女。都出去,我将会把他的房子烧掉!,（葵花点穴手） I press，I press. I press continual.,I break. Brothers words is right, but we
14、 will be dead of hungry.,Who is yelling outside my house?谁在我的房子外面大叫?,Its your grandpa Zhang. Repay our money, or I will give you some colour to see see.是你张爷爷。 赶紧还我们的钱,否则我要给你点颜色看看。,I am a 纯爷们, Lets fight!,$!#%&$*&%#,22,嘿嘿嘿I can make Liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.（我将用我的三寸不烂之舌让刘备滚回去）,
15、Liangzai. I have waitted you for a long time! 亮仔，我等候你多时了。,Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ? oh 你是刘备。我能为你做点什么,My brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you will repay it for me? I have starved for several days. 我的兄弟,你当年借我500美元,你什么时候还给我?我已经饿了好几天拉。,I owe you $500? who can testify it? But if
16、 you can give me a chance, I will give you back something better. I am an honest man.我欠你500美元?谁能证明它呢?但如果你能给我一个机会,我将给你回来更好的东西。我是一个诚实的人。,Why should I give you a chance? I will speak it to the judge.我为什么要给你一个机会?我将讲它法官。,Please look at yourself, although having ambition, you are just a guarder . But I can help you enlarge your power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that you can reign the whole country.请看看你自己,虽然有雄心,你只是一个守卫者。但我可以帮助你扩大你的力量，从这个基地,然后攻击曹操。最后,我相信你可以统治整个国家。,
