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1、 何斌-旁白 范峰华-荆轲汤波-太子丹 赵瑞-愁李莫陈磊-阿三 商连永-荆轲之妻（按出场顺序排列）Introduction： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman（剑客）and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Ying Zheng”. But fin
2、ally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show, will tell you the truth太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (Its you, Prince Dan! ) Thank u mirror! Im Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive(吸引人的 ) man in the world.
3、 But Ying Zheng is a jealous(妒忌的) guy（家伙） I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister(大臣 )? 阿三 : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful(优雅的) 、handsome、charming(迷人的) 、cute
4、、 smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng 太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century(世纪) ? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！） Good idea! But who is the right candidate(候选人) ? 阿三：After screening(筛选) I have two promising(有希望的
5、) persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II 荆轲荆轲：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes. 荆轲荆轲：OK. Im Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killer
6、s world. 李莫愁：Are you challenging（挑战的） me? 荆轲荆轲：Off course! 李莫愁：Come on! “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，两刀砍死 你啊。” 李莫愁：What happened? Why arent you hurt（使受伤 ）? 荆轲荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要 么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou
7、. You never know what youre gonna（将要 ） get.“ I got it, Momma is right.太子丹：How are you? 荆荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an unusual answer to “How are you”? 荆荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕晕倒 荆荆柯：Hey, man, Im kidding! 太子丹：Oh, Im kidding
8、 too! May I have your name card, please? 荆轲荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, thats a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the wo
9、rld. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆荆柯：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? Whats the TCM? 荆荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didnt know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? Whats the TCM? 观观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese M
10、M . 阿三：oh really ?She is the Chinese girl ! 荆荆柯： ok! Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三：Yeah! . ActionIII 荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. 妻子：I love you! You mean
11、more to me than anything in this whole world!（肖申克的救赎） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕 是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自飘) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you 荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me t
12、his honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, and never let go of that promise （泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:“I promise.“ 荆轲:“Never let go. “ 妻子:“I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go.“ （荆轲的发音和jack很
13、像，所以加了一些泰坦尼克号 的台词。） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去 妻子：Its a good day to die. Never come back. Never Never 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
