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1、NanaNanaNanaNana DiesDiesDiesDies TwiceTwiceTwiceTwiceWritten by: Marta Kaufmann and David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig Special thanks to Rachel Stigge for correcting my ItalianScene: Chandlers Office, Chandler is on a coffee break.Shelley enters.)Shelley:Shelley:Shelley:Shelley: Hey gorgeous, ho
2、ws it going?Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. does it getgetgetget better than this?Shelley:Shelley:Shelley:Shelley: Question. Youre not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Ch
3、andler:Ah, ysee, perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent, or self-destructive.Shelley:Shelley:Shelley:Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Yesplease.Shelley:Shelley:Shelley:Shelley: Okay. Hes cute, hes funny, hes-Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:
4、Hes a he?Shelley:Shelley:Shelley:Shelley: Well yeah! .Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. Im just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye.OpeningOpeningOpeningOpening CreditsCreditsCreditsCreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there.)Chandler:Cha
5、ndler:Chandler:Chandler: .Couldnt enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Um. yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, yknow, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:You
6、did?Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Yeah, but then you spent Phoebes entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Huh. Did, uh. any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: I did.Phoebe:Phoebe:P
7、hoebe:Phoebe:Yeah, I think so, yeah.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Not me.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Nono, me neither.Although, uh, yknow, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Youre kidding! Did you tell her I wasnt?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: No. No, its just cause, uh, I kinda wanted t
8、o go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman. who also liked her, so.(Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandlers look and abruptly stops.)Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: I dunno,
9、cause youre smart, youre funny.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, dyou ever think that about him?All:All:All:All:Yeah! Right!Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: WHAT IS IT?!Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Okay, I-I dknow, you-you just- you have a quality.All:All:All:All:Yes.
10、Absolutely.Aquality.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.(Phone rings; Monica gets it)Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, its Paolo calling from Rome.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Oh my God! Call
11、ing from Rome! (Takes phone)Bon giorno, caro mio.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: (to Joey) So hes calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) Im talking t
12、o Rome.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Hey dad, whats up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, its Nana.Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: So, uh, hows she doing?AuntAuntAuntAunt Lillian:Lillian:Lil
13、lian:Lillian: The doctor says its a matter of hours.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: How-how are you, Mom?Mrs.Mrs.Mrs.Mrs. Geller:Geller:Geller:Geller: Me? Im fine, fine. Im glad youre here. .Whats with your hair?Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: What?Mrs.Mrs.Mrs.Mrs. Geller:Geller:Geller:Geller:Whats differ
14、ent?Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Nothing.Mrs.Mrs.Mrs.Mrs. Geller:Geller:Geller:Geller: Oh, maybe thats it.(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: She is unbelievable, our mother is.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Okay, relax, relax.Weare gonna be
15、 here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Oh God!(They hug.)Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Oh! .Y
16、eah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet n Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Geller:Geller:Geller:Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.(The nurse comes out of Nanas room.)Nurse:Nurse:Nurse:Nurse: Mrs. Geller?(Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nanas room.)Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: She looks so small.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: I know.Ross:Ross:Ro