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1、精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创 1 / 20初中幽默英语演讲稿Love Your Mother爱你的母亲Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.Because Im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.I dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答His Mom just hugged him and said,And you never will, but thats .妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系
2、.Later the little boy asked his father,Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?All women cry for no reason, was all his Dad could say.所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创 2 /
3、 20等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked God, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?GOD answered.上帝回答:When I made woman,I decided she had to be special.I made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet
4、,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort.当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,Big Head“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Dont listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to 精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创 3 /
5、 20the store for ten pounds of potatoes”“Wheres the shopping bag?”“I havent got one,use your hat.”大脑袋“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑， ”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。 ”“别听他们的， ”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买 10 磅土豆来。 ”“购物袋在哪？”“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。 ”Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money
6、 I gave you yesterday?I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?She is the one who sells the candy.好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创 4 / 20“我给了一个可怜的老太婆， ”
7、他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子， ”妈妈骄傲地说。 “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。 ”Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are!Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and thechildren. Where is the
8、 father?The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures.父亲在哪儿？兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看， ”哥哥说， “这些画多漂亮呀！”“是啊， ”弟弟说道， “可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创 5 / 20画这些画呗。 ”An Alarm ClockA young man went to a mount
9、ain village for his holiday. One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.Before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ Excuse me, sir. Will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? Im going to take the five oclock train tomorrow morning. ”“ Oh, so
10、rry, ” the owner said, “ I am afraid I cant. I dont get up that early. ”The young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ Do you have an alarm clock? That would help me. ”“ Yes, here it is, young man. ”The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man. But when he
11、looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.“ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创 6 / 20“ Sure! Just shake it when its time to get up, and itll ring. ”一只闹钟一个年轻人到一个山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火车站附近的一个旅馆里。上床睡之前，他对旅馆老板一个老头儿说：“对不起，先生，请问您能在五点差一刻叫醒我
12、吗？我明天早晨要乘五点的火车。 ”“哦，很抱歉” ，旅馆老板说， “恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。 ”年轻人正想回到房间去，又停住了问：“那你有闹钟吗？或许它能帮助我。 ”“我有，给你，年轻人。 ”年轻人很高兴地拿了闹钟，谢了老头儿。但当他仔细查看了闹钟后，发现似乎有毛病。 “它能准时闹吗？”他问老头儿。“那当然！时间一到，你摇一摇，他就会响的。 ”One Engine LeftA 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have
13、 lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have 精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创 7 / 20left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult. Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captains voice again, Guess what, folks. We just lost our third eng
14、ine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late. At this point, one passenger became furious. For Petes sake, he shouted, If we lose another engine, well be up here all night!只剩一个引擎一架 747 客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。 ” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。 ” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。 ”初中生英语演讲稿范文精选Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite 精品文档2016 全新精品资料-全新公文范文 -全程指导写作 独家原创
