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1、A War between Two Women 两个女人之间的战争很好的 6 人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。=-00 Cast： Angela Ivy Peggy Lucy Yu-ting Ithca Scoundrel -Scene I 购物场景(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.Peggy: He is so handsome, just li
2、ke my charming prince in dreams.Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.Peggy: Hes a present that God gave me.Peggy I want to be his girlfriend!Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. Hes mine.Peggy: No, no, no, ugly wo
3、man. I saw him much earlier than you.Lucy: What? Im more beautiful than you.Peggy: But Im taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.Peggy: Youre so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.Lucy: Me too!(Now the wa
4、r of these two women begins)Scene II 两个女人在男人周围(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, Im more beautiful than Lucy.Ill be a good girlfriend.Andy: Sure. Youre very beautiful. Youre like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor
5、. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.Andy: Youre very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! Theyre very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.Peggy: Lets go to the movies on Sunday.And
6、y: Ok!Lucy: Lets go to the movies tomorrow, OK?Andy: Sure!Andy: Oh Im so happy! Therere two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. Im so lucky! Scene III 偶遇(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.
7、)Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.Peggy: No! Dont listen to her. Listen to me.Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!Peggy: You liar. Shes my good friend!Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, arent you?Peggy& Lucy: No!Bonnie: What happened between you?Pegg
8、y: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.Lucy: Nonsense. Hes my lover.Bonnie: Stop it! Its no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Dont hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)Scene IV 电影院奇遇(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for An
9、dy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)Peggy& Lucy: You.Lucy: Why are you here?Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!Peggy& Lucy: She., youAndy: Any questions? Its more
10、 fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Lets go!Scoundrel: Dont move! Give me your money.Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!Scoundrel: Be quiet! I wont kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!Andy: Calm down, sir. Ill give you all the money I have
11、. Dont kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?Peggy: Were just girls!Lucy: I cant believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, lets go!(They leave angry.)Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength
12、.Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)Scoundrel: Wait!Andy: Why did you turn back?Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andys money)Scene VPeggy: Im so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please.Lucy: Oh my dear friend! Im feeling so sorry, too.Peggy: So.were still good friends, right?
13、Lucy: Right! Then, lets go eat. Its my treat!Peggy: Wow its a good idea! Lets go. (Allen shows up.)Allen: Hi, baby!(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)Lucy: Let go of your hands.Peggy: He is
14、 mine!Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so hes mine.Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?Lucy: You do, too.Peggy: Hes mine!Lucy: Hes mine!Peggy: Hes mine!Lucy: Hes mine!Allen: Shut up! I dont like girls!Lucy: What?Peggy: Youre lying. I cant believe it.Allen: Actually.(Andy appears.)
15、Allen: Oh, honey!Andy: Oh, baby! Im sorry that Im late!Allen: Little bad fellow. Dont be late next time.Lucy: Andy?Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?Peggy: I (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)Allen: Honey, theyre so weird. Dont pay attention to them. Lets go.Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)Peggy: Were girls, theyre boys, right?Lucy: Sure. But, they.what happened?Peggy: Maybe they are.Peggy& Lucy: Gay !
